We laughed at Jacksonville Jaguars rookie cornerback Jalen Ramsey on Friday when he requested that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers throw the ball his way. We’re going to laugh at him again now.
We didn’t notice it right after the game, probably because we were all drunk, but Ramsey kept right on talking. Even though, you know, his team fucking lost!
Ramsey first pointed out that Rodgers didn’t throw his way.
Jalen Ramsey not happy about the loss, but did have this comment about Aaron Rodgers: "He didn't throw my way. Write that."
That’s not entirely true. Ramsey gave up zero completions on the stat sheet, but Rodgers did throw his way. He was sure to let everyone know about those zero completions though.
Lol people quick to want a story so here you go: ZERO completions on me. I back up my talk. I play for the Lord and my teammates! We fought!
Despite the stat line, Ramsey certainly wasn’t perfect. Plenty of people let him know about that.
Ramsey was the guy who failed to drag Rodgers to the ground on the touchdown to Davante Adams.
Zero completions *on you*, but a touchdown pass with *you on his back. pic.twitter.com/hNiY0oM5Qc
And I’m not sure who this was. I’ll just assume it was Dropvante who couldn’t catch that pass.
We’re nitpicking though. Ramsey had a good day.
And listen, we’d almost be impressed if the Packers weren’t playing with 80 percent of Jordy Nelson, a craptacular game plan and a bunch of bums dressed up as pass catchers. Oh yeah, and they STILL fucking won!
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