We laughed at Jacksonville Jaguars rookie cornerback Jalen Ramsey on Friday when he requested that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers throw the ball his way. We’re going to laugh at him again now.
We didn’t notice it right after the game, probably because we were all drunk, but Ramsey kept right on talking. Even though, you know, his team fucking lost!
Ramsey first pointed out that Rodgers didn’t throw his way.
Jalen Ramsey not happy about the loss, but did have this comment about Aaron Rodgers: "He didn't throw my way. Write that."
— Eric Adelson (@eric_adelson) September 11, 2016
That’s not entirely true. Ramsey gave up zero completions on the stat sheet, but Rodgers did throw his way. He was sure to let everyone know about those zero completions though.
Lol people quick to want a story so here you go: ZERO completions on me. I back up my talk. I play for the Lord and my teammates! We fought!
— Jalen Ramsey (@jalenramsey) September 11, 2016
Despite the stat line, Ramsey certainly wasn’t perfect. Plenty of people let him know about that.
Ramsey was the guy who failed to drag Rodgers to the ground on the touchdown to Davante Adams.
— オタク Richie B. (@richiebranson) September 11, 2016
And I’m not sure who this was. I’ll just assume it was Dropvante who couldn’t catch that pass.
Jalen Ramsey said he didn't give up a completion, this should have been a TD on him though. pic.twitter.com/Vcwpnq1X2O
— Cian Fahey (@Cianaf) September 12, 2016
We’re nitpicking though. Ramsey had a good day.
And listen, we’d almost be impressed if the Packers weren’t playing with 80 percent of Jordy Nelson, a craptacular game plan and a bunch of bums dressed up as pass catchers. Oh yeah, and they STILL fucking won!
Learn how to Twitter, dick!
Cant shut him up for four years. What a bitch.
Many others have also pointed out Mordecai is a “bitch”. But,whatever do you mean by “four years”? Will he finally retire his writing so they can join his journalism skills already in retirement?
4 years until the next time we have the AFC South on our schedule.