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Jalen Ramsey Still Managed to Talk Shit After Loss

We laughed at Jacksonville Jaguars rookie cornerback Jalen Ramsey on Friday when he requested that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers throw the ball his way. We’re going to laugh at him again now.

We didn’t notice it right after the game, probably because we were all drunk, but Ramsey kept right on talking. Even though, you know, his team fucking lost!

Ramsey first pointed out that Rodgers didn’t throw his way.

That’s not entirely true. Ramsey gave up zero completions on the stat sheet, but Rodgers did throw his way. He was sure to let everyone know about those zero completions though.

Despite the stat line, Ramsey certainly wasn’t perfect. Plenty of people let him know about that.

Ramsey was the guy who failed to drag Rodgers to the ground on the touchdown to Davante Adams.

And I’m not sure who this was. I’ll just assume it was Dropvante who couldn’t catch that pass.

We’re nitpicking though. Ramsey had a good day.

And listen, we’d almost be impressed if the Packers weren’t playing with 80 percent of Jordy Nelson, a craptacular game plan and a bunch of bums dressed up as pass catchers. Oh yeah, and they STILL fucking won!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Chad Lundberg September 13, 2016

    Cant shut him up for four years. What a bitch.

    1. Killer September 14, 2016

      Many others have also pointed out Mordecai is a “bitch”. But,whatever do you mean by “four years”? Will he finally retire his writing so they can join his journalism skills already in retirement?

      1. Adam September 14, 2016

        4 years until the next time we have the AFC South on our schedule.