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Guess Which Packers Are Hunting This Week

If you said the two small-town white boys, you would be correct. Jared Abbrederis and Jeff Janis are out trying to kill things.

Deer camp essentials. #quietkat #fatkat #BluffCountryOutfitters #moregamegofurther

A photo posted by Jeff Janis (@jrjanis) on

That’s a sweet bike, Janis. Is that safe to ride with a bow? Don’t go tumbling over a rock and stab yourself in the face with an arrow, bro!

These guys have so much in common. They should hunt together.

Hunters, from the midwest, from small towns, would have to suck Fat Mike’s cock in order to get any actual snaps at receiver…

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. PF4L September 30, 2016

    I respect hunters. The real hunters. Not the pussys who pay thousands of dollars to a deer farm, deer ranches, deer sanctuaries, hunting preserve’s to shoot a trophy buck inside some controlled fenced acreage where they raise deer, know their traffic patterns, feed them, breed them, gain their trust feeding (humanizing) them, and video them. Then give you a guide, who knows where they are exactly, so you can shoot it, mount it, and hang it in your great room over the fireplace and brag to all the people that come to your house how you shot it while “hunting”. But…..leave out the part where the “deer farm hunt” cost you 6-10 grand.

    When you see hunting shows on tv. Most of those “hunts” are taken from these deer ranches. To guarantee a successful filming, see Ted Nugent. Below i’m posting parts of an advertisement from one of these farms.

    We researched the price for you across the U.S. that is why the hunters keep coming back year after year. Ask to get the 20% discount on the 170 to 200 class today. Regular price was $7900 now while they last only $5900 with a $1000 deposit to hold your spot.

    This is guaranteed whitetail hunting, if you don’t shoot, you pay nothing more than your deposit for lodging and services. Many hunters pay these prices for a hunt and go home with nothing. We’ll help you find the buck you’ve been searching for. This year we look to have several whitetail deer in the 260″ range.

    1. Savage57 October 2, 2016

      I tend to agree with you when it comes to whitetail hunting. Your satisfaction increases exponentially when you scout, set-up, strategize and make tactical adjustments all by yourself.

      But if you’re talking about something like elk or mule deer hunting out west, find a guide that practices fair chase on open range lands. I figure by the time I get my Ph. D. in Figuring Out Western States Hunting Permit Processes, I’ll be too old and frail to draw a bow.

  2. KG September 30, 2016

    None of the Packers should be out of Green Bay this week… after that shit show against the vikings, and giving a massive lead back to the lions every single one of these assholes should be practicing their asses off. these fuckheads will be lucky to make the playoffs this season.