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Eli Manning is Dumber Than You Thought

Mordecai Jones by Mordecai Jones
September 29, 2016
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The Green Bay Packers’ post-bye-week opponent, the New York Giants, are playing the Packers’ arch nemesis Minnesota Vikings this week. Historically, Manning has been bad against the Vikings. That prompted someone in the media to ask Manning why the Vikings have his number.

We’ll just let you roll around with his response for a moment.

“I don’t think anybody, eh, I don’t think anybody has my phone number on the Vikings. Maybe (former Giant) Linval (Joseph), I’m not sure. I’m trying to think if I have anybody’s number. Maybe somebody, I’m sure. I have (Sam) Bradford. I have his number. He’s got my number. Can’t think of anybody else’s off-hand though. I’ll look through my phone and get back to you.”

We wasn’t laughing when he said that.

And now, because not even we can do anything to make that more idiotic, we bring you some of our favorite Manningfaces!

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Comments 12

  1. Avatar for Chad Lundberg Chad Lundberg says:
    7 years ago

    When asked about when he left Sand Diego – “I don’t remember any of it, it slipped my mind”. Already hated Manning to begin with, but if it weren’t for him, the whole Favre fiasco may have never happened. Then he beat us again by taking down our 15-1 team. God, I just HATE the Giants! They were the Seahawks of pre-2012.

    If Manning and the Giants never beat Favre in the 2007 Championship game, there’s a chance Favre would have won and hung it up then. We may have never had to go through two insufferable years of embarrassment from those trash talking Vikings fans. I seriously blame this little prick for a lot of our problems. I hope he gets taken back behind the woodshed.

    • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
      7 years ago

      The little prick Eli Manning didn’t beat the Packers in 07. If you want to look for reasons why we lost. How about only rushing for 28 total yards? Or only converting one 3rd down (the whole game), thus not sustaining drives and having an 18 minute disparity in time of possession?

      And if that isn’t enough. Blame Corey Webster for catching the pass in overtime that Favre threw right to him that put the Giants in field goal range….in overtime.

      After 1998, when it came to crunch time in important games. Favre was more often a zero than a hero.

      • Avatar for Deepsky Deepsky says:
        7 years ago

        After 1998?

        In the 1993 season, in Dallas, Favre threw two picks in the 4th quarter, both well into Dallas territory. They lost by 10.

        In the 1995 season, the Packer defense held Dallas and the Packers were ahead in the 4th quarter until Favre threw a pick.

        Basically Favre only had good games against the Seahawks and the 49ers in the playoffs.

        • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
          7 years ago

          I was giving him a pass until after his mvp seasons. I always have.

  2. Avatar for Howard Howard says:
    7 years ago

    Eli = Eeyore.

  3. Avatar for Vijay-jay Vijay-jay says:
    7 years ago

    You ain’t gotta be a genius when you got a great defense. But when you are a genius (Brady/ Belichek) and you have great defenses, you win multiple titles.

    • Avatar for MMTTDCSUCK MMTTDCSUCK says:
      7 years ago

      That is the bottom line. Great defense and great coaching. Aaron Rodgers cannot pull the rabbit out of his hat with the buffoon and Dom Capers shitting the bed each and every game. Hey! let’s play safe! and go “prevent defense”! Or, better still, If the defense WORKS in the first half . . . let’s change it!

  4. Avatar for MGP MGP says:
    7 years ago

    Eli Manning is Dumb? Maybe. But he won 2 SB (so far), and we still wait to see Aaron Rodgers to won the second… :-(

  5. Avatar for Mike Mike says:
    7 years ago

    Reason Giants always beat us??? Look at Coaches, NY=Coughlin, GB=Larry Mondelo

  6. Avatar for Deepsky Deepsky says:
    7 years ago

    Eli will have more passing yards and TDs than Rodgers in the game after the bye, and the Giants will win.

    The Giants will come with a good defense and they already know how to beat Rodgers. Just because Rodgers looked decent against one of the worst defenses in the NFL doesn’t mean he’s going to beat the Giants. Rodgers has looked bad in primetime, bad at home, and basically, he’s done.

  7. Avatar for Mike Mike says:
    7 years ago

    Favre pissed away as many games as he ever won. I always said he was OVERRATED. I lived with him because he was out QB, but once he put on that FILTHY Lavender, penis Logo uniform, ALL bridges were burned. It sickens me that they retired his number and celebrated that dumbass hillbilly.

    • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
      7 years ago

      We should have started a petition or something.

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