That’s right. It’s the news you’ve all been waiting for. Aaron Rodgers’ younger brother Jordan won The Bachelorette.
He’s now reality show famous!
The finale aired Monday night and JoJo Fletcher chose Jordan. It’s something that had been rumored to have happened for months now.
Of course, Fletcher and Rodgers are also engaged.
Or at least they’re going to pretend to be for a while.
Isn’t that how these shows work? The couple gets engaged and then end up hating each other, but have to pretend otherwise so they can stay reality show famous for a little longer. Then they end up splitting up when the tabloids get bored with them.
But look at this. STRAIGHT FROM THE FUTURE!!!
It’s gotta be love, if Future People did a story on it!
Aaron must be so proud!
— Kaleb Combs (@KalebCombs) August 2, 2016
Jordan Rodgers wins the Bachelorette. Mordecai wins Sports writer of the year.
Aaron Rodgers only wins NFL SB’s and MVP’s.
Well ladies…the Bachelorette show is over. Now what will you watch, and write about?
Eddie Lacy’s BMs, especially as they pertain to his BMI. Maybe JAG Gennings will be on DWTS this year, I’m sure Mordy would soak his panties.
Lol, like this crap is real. She’ll find out what a useless slacker he is and drop him. He’s unmotivated to do anything besides tag along to appear in chick flicks and go out to dinner with “the boys”.
I watched that last show, bout 10-15 minutes anyway, i went to the channel guide and i saw it was on, so i thought, fuck it, lets see……i switched on when Rodgers was picking a ring, then her drama of i love them both….boo hoo.
Then i watched her dump that d bag, who had the same exact pussy boy haircut as Rodgers…more boo hoo. Then i watched Jordan meet up with her, and i had enough…click. That was 15 minutes i’ll never ever get back.