The Minnesota Vikings were supposed to cut the ribbon on their monstrosity of a new stadium today. Did they?
Probably — don’t really care.
We all had a hearty laugh when we saw that shot above, though.
Yup. Some fine soul went and tossed a rock right through the Minnesota Vikings’ glass stadium.
They claim it could take two months to fix.
That must be some kind of metaphor right?
Broken-ass stadium for a broken-ass team.
And as you can kind of see in the picture, these idiots placed a bed of rocks right in front of these windows. If that isn’t an invitation, we’re not really sure what is.
It gets worse for the Vikings, too.
On the day they formally open their new stadium, this…
Former Vikings & Cards HC Dennis Green has passed away at age 67.
He was both talented & impactful. Rest in Peace. pic.twitter.com/9k4GqW1VZM
— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) July 22, 2016
Now, we’re not here to mock the passing of Denny Green. Other than having coached the Vikings, we never really had any dislike for Green.
But could there be a worse omen than this?
It would be like if the Green Bay Packers opened a renovated Lambeau Field and on the same day Mike Holmgren died.
The Vikings aren’t winning a game this year and we suspect that stadium just might fall down on top of them. Hopefully, the Packers aren’t in the building when it happens.
As for Denny Green, we’ll always enjoy this one.
“If you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were and we let ’em off the hook!”
Only reason the Packers made the playoffs last year is because of Rodgers working the officials to get one more play, after they had been swept by the Detroit Lions.
Christ, at least win the division before you start talking trash.
Looks like a retard is on the loose.
Longrod, you have a nice name. Sounds like a Viking! A little constructive criticism though: Although your observation in general that the author of this article Mordecai lacks intelligence is spot on, the word “retard” really is not a correct or permissible word. To the mentally handicapped it is a grave disservice to equate Mordecai’s foul mind and complete lack of honor to them. Remember, Viking fans behave with dignity, honor, wisdom, and good sportsmanship. You are an ambassador for the Vikings and when you use a word like “retard” you make yourself sound like some kind of Packer fan.
Just call Mordecai an idiot like the rest of us do.
We did win. 4 times in row, and we still almost beat you without our pro-bowl WR.
Good luck this year. AP’s looking a little long in the tooth.
Mordecai, you lovable idiot. Your antics perfectly reflect the Packer fan base. You inspire them to embrace poor sportsmanship and to feel good about it. You write how Packer fans really think and feel. Most have some positive influence from television keeping a lot of that idiocy inside. It is funny. Television is a bad influence on most kids and people but, with Packer fans surrounded by other Packer fans and their false strings of logic and foul minds television is actually a GOOD influence on them. Just goes to show all things are relative. (Just like Mordecai’s sexual relations)