Well, we were hoping we could bring you some photos from Green Bay Packers’ guard Josh Sitton’s wedding today. Alas, we cannot as it appears that it was a top secret affair.
Regardless, we know Sitton married longtime girlfriend Kristen Hewitt on Saturday.
Packers’ right tackle Bryan Bulaga was in the house.
Landed in Pensacola for the big @jsitton71 wedding! Going to be a good weekend!
— Bryan Bulaga (@BBulaga) July 8, 2016
So was Buffalo Bills defensive end Leger Douzable, one of Sitton’s teammates at UCF.
Had a great time this weekend watching the Homie @jsitton71 and Kristen tie the knot, wishing them nothing but the best in the future.
— Leger Douzable (@LegerDouzable) July 10, 2016
Had we been aware of this earlier, we might have sent over a gravy boat like we did for Cutty!, but here’s the Sitton wedding registry if you’d like to buy the happy couple something.
The real question is whether Josh cut his hair or shaved.
Who’s got photos? We want to see them!
Josh Sitton must kiss her in the ass. Sitton’s girlfriend is a dick.
DG
Dude- your senseless drivel must sound good to you before you post, but let me assure you that it does not! “Speak not of what you do not know!”
YOUR A FAGGOT AND A MORON I AM THE REAL DRAYMOND GREEN IN THE NBA HAHA! MARK MY GODDAMM WORDS PACKERS WILL GO 9-7 AND GO ONE AND DONE IN THE FUCKING ASS PLAYOFFS GET BLOWN OUT BY THE CARDINALS 62-7 ON WILD CARD WEEKEND. THEN THE YEAR AFTER AARON RODGERS WILL HAVE FANS BURN HIS JERSEY AND THE PACKERS WILL GO 0-16. THE PACKERS WILL GO 0-16 IN 2 STRAIGHT YEARS AFTER 2016 WATCH BASTARDS. ME AND THE WARRIORS WILL GO 74-8 AND WIN THE NBA FINALS. WE WILL GET KEVIN DURANT THE RING HE WANTS. AND I WILL KICK LEBRON JAMES IN THE BALLS AGAIN AND HE WILL FLOP SO FUCKING HARD.
I LOVE TYPING CAPITALS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY KEYBOARD BEING STICKY IT FUCKING IS FUCKING NOT BITCHES. HAHAHAHAHA!
File under: THE GREEN BAY PRETENDERS WILL BE THE NEW NAME THIS SQUAD IS NO LONGER CALLED THE PACKERS. THEY ARE NOW THE GREEN BAY PRETENDERS.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN
THE GREEN BAY PRETENDERS.
Damn, you removed doubt, again…. Such an overachiever you are haha
THE GREEN BAY PRETENDERS WILL BE ONE AND DONE. 9-7! WARRIORS GOING 74-8!
Always the consummate fool, Lil’ Daymond
All the best wishes to Josh and his now wife. It’s good to see that this is already a long term relationship and its not his first few years in the league and overall this decision was obviously not a rushed one. Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Sitton!
Tucson Packer, have you heard Draymond Green got arrested today? You should check this out: http://clutchpoints.com/report-draymond-green-arrested-assault/
Sorry if I brought that up and I know this comment isn’t related to Totalpackers but I just want to let you know that Tucson Packer. Congrats to Josh Sitton by the way!
Hahaha, yes, I was just reading that on the way into work. I am sure while being arrested and going through this, the REAL DRAYMOND GREEN’S upcoming court hearing, his first priority will be to come to this website, like he just obviously has been doing, and continue to troll about the biggest thing on his mind, balls. Or as he would say, “BALLS!” because he likes ’em big.
Do you know how many days Draymond Green from GSW will be sentenced to jail IF he was found guilty? I can’t remember. Your awesome!
Does GSW stand for Gun Shot Wound?
It stands for the Golden State Warriors.
Um yeah…I was kidding. It was a double entendre.
Congrats Sitton. You are the best offensive lineman in GB.
^^ yup
Your awesome Tucson Packer. I am excited for the season. How about you? Are you ready to see Julius Peppers ride off in the sunset if we win the SB?