That’s right. Slowest tight end in the NFL Richard Rodgers — DickRodge! — is getting an award.
He’s getting an award because he’s clearly been working hard this offseason and hard work deserves recognition.
What has DickRodge been working hard on?
What? You didn’t know a black guy could get a farmer’s tan?
Well, for not only showing up to camp with the best farmer’s tan, but also proving that people of all skin tones can indeed sport two-toned arms, DickRodge has earned this.