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We’re Giving Richard Rodgers An Award

That’s right. Slowest tight end in the NFL Richard Rodgers — DickRodge! — is getting an award.

He’s getting an award because he’s clearly been working hard this offseason and hard work deserves recognition.

What has DickRodge been working hard on?

Farmer’s tan!

What? You didn’t know a black guy could get a farmer’s tan?

Well, for not only showing up to camp with the best farmer’s tan, but also proving that people of all skin tones can indeed sport two-toned arms, DickRodge has earned this.

Farmer's Tan Trophy

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



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  2. PF4L July 30, 2016

    Better clear some room on the trophy mantle, i see a Wisconsin Sports Writer of the Year award coming soon.