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Don’t Worry, Eddie Lacy Isn’t Sitting Around Getting Fat

The biggest concern most people had when the Green Bay Packers adjourned for summer vacation was running back Eddie Lacy. Would he use his vacation to continue to improve his body or would he sit around and get fat like he apparently did last summer?

The answer appears to be the former.

In addition to hanging out with tennis players at Hollywood parties, Lacy is also reportedly back in the gym with PX90 founder Tony Horton.

Is it working? Well, black is slimming, but I don’t know. Lacy looks pretty good to us.

on set with a living legend today

A photo posted by Eddie Lacy (@eddielacy) on

So now maybe Fat Mike can stop publicly complaining about Lacy’s weight and motivation.

I mean, if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black right there, I don’t know what is.

That fat fuck shouldn’t be telling anyone to lose weight, but right. That’s beside the point.

That Packers need a lean, mean Eddie Lacy and it looks like they’re going to get one.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Kurt Bertelson July 19, 2016

    Mordecai is right, McCarthy is a fat fuck. A stupid, fat fuck.

  2. Phatgzus July 20, 2016

    The thing is, MM’s job performance and millions of dollars is reliant upon his weight. That logic is fucking far out, I know, but I bet you can dig it if you really, really, REALLY try.

    1. Killer July 20, 2016

      Please excuse Fatguts’ hostility. He is understandably, very sensitive about weight. Please send Fatguts a mental hug. Wait. Don’t! He is also homophobic. Very ironic considering his favorite QB.. Talk about conflicted!

      1. Phatgzus July 20, 2016

        Wut? Loony bin’s monthly visit to the local library, eh? Well at least they try to take you out for some mental exercise, even if you fellers do just end up smelling and eating the pages.

    2. Phatgzus July 20, 2016