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Brett Favre Does Not Endorse Derek Carr Comparison

Hey, Derek Carr is a pretty good quarterback.

We have no beef with him. At one point, someone compared him with former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, calling him a gunslinger.

And you know, Favre was THE gunslinger.

Throw your hands in the air, slingin’ balls like he just don’t care!

Often into the opposition’s hands…

But there’s greatness in that analogy. Compare a QB to Hall of Famer Brett Favre and that says something. It says he can make all the throws and it also says that he just doesn’t give a fuck about any defense because I CAN MAKE ALL THE THROWS, FUCK A DEFENSE!

Well, The Favre does not buy into that comparison.

“I don’t know if I consider him a gunslinger,” Favre said. “I think he’s a little more polished. And I mean that with all due respect. I think he’s done a tremendous job in Oakland. I like the way he plays. I think he’s a little more polished. I like to watch him. A good player.”

Yes.

You see, Derek Carr is a “good” player. He’s no Brett Favre.

Favre is obviously insulted by the comparison and, at this point, he should be. Derek Carr is a nice QB, but if you were to compare him to a Packers’ quarterback, we’d go with Lynn Dickey.

Also a nice player. Could certainly put some points on the board. Threw a lot of TDs.

Not Brett Favre.

What is perhaps most impressive in Favre’s statement is this.

While he was clearly insulted by the insinuation, he managed to roll right around it.

Yeah, good player. Talented. Like to watch him play.

Unsaid: BUT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE COMPARING THIS GUY TO ME!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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14 Comments

  1. PF4L July 7, 2016

    This article has been posted a couple of minutes ago, but proclaims to have 79 views already…smfh.

  2. Phatgzus July 7, 2016

    Poor Favre should just never speak again. Has he ever uttered a sentence in the past decade that was parsed like a fucking Masters thesis in grammar? Christ.

    1. Draymond Green July 7, 2016

      @Phatgzus NO BECAUSE HE IS A IDIOT WHO HAS NO FUCKING BRAIN WHAT SO THE FUCKING FUCK ASS EVER. AT LEAST ME, THE REAL DRAYMOND GREEN FROM THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS, HAS A BRAIN AND CAN UTTER SENTENCES RIGHT. FAVRE DESTROYED THE PACKERS FAVRE DESTROYED THE PACKERS YOU HEAR ME MOTHERFUCKER Phatgzus YOU FUCKING HEAR ME. I AM A BETTER PLAYER THEN BRETT FAVRE THE WARRIORS ACHIEVED WHAT Brett “Mr. I through so many picks ” Favre achieved AND THE WARRIORS HAVE HAD 73 FUCKING WINS. HAS BRETT FAVRE EVER FUCKING EVER FUCKING HAD THAT PHATASS, NO BITCH. I WILL KICK BRETT FAVRE IN THE BALLS NEXT. WAIT TILL YOU WATCH ME, STEPH CURRY, KLAY THOMPSON, KEVIN DURANT, AND ANDRE IGUODALA PLAY MOTHAFUCKA WAIT TILL WE DOMINATE THE WHOLE FUCKING NBA. WAIT TILL WE HAVE THE BEST DEFENSE IN 2016-17. The Warriors will be better than the 1996 Green Bay Packers.

      Phatgzus, here is a list of people I will kick in the balls when me, Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Andre Iguodala, and Kevin Durant get ready for the 2016-17 NBA season and the NBA FUCKING FINALS:
      1. Steven Adams, but this time harder
      2. Russell Westbrook (aka Westbrick)
      3. Mike McCarthy BECAUSE HE FUCKING DESTROYED THE PACKERS
      4. You Phatgzus (if you don’t tell me STOP FUCKING YELLING. )
      5. Lebron James so he can flop
      6. Enes Kanter
      7. Kawhi Leonard
      8. Brett Favre
      9. Jerron McMillian and M. D. Jennings
      10. Taj Gibson
      11. Joakim Noah

      And I will hug Ndamukong Suh as well cuz he is my fucking buddy.

      YOU BETTER FUCKING REPLY PHATGZUS IF YOU DONT YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. OKAY! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

      From,
      The real Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors not even fucking lying.

      Bye Phatgzus!

      1. Draymond Green July 7, 2016

        Meant to fucking say throw not through cuz it aint no fucking word.

      2. Rev July 7, 2016

        I have to believe that a real NBA player has better things to do than camp the comments section of a rinky-dink Packers website.

        1. Packers fan July 8, 2016

          Yep Draymond Green should be practicing instead of making ridiculous comments. He must be one of the trolls we have had. Is there anyway we can ban this punk from TotalPackers?

  3. Packers fan July 7, 2016

    Carr is very good but it is too early to compare him to Favre because DC is in year 3 but Favre the great QB already retired. I was very young when Favre played and I wish I was a Packers fan then because Brett Favre just sounds so familiar and he is a great QB but the problem is that he threw a lot of picks. Aaron Rodgers is a great QB as well and I think AR12 is the best QB to play the game. AR12 did what NOBODY did before which is throw 2 Hail Mary’s in one season. I expect AR12 to have a great season and I expect a 12-4 record too. Anything below 11-5 is a f**king disappointment. Go Pack Go!

    1. Draymond Green July 7, 2016

      CHOKE PACK CHOKE!

      1. Packers fan July 7, 2016

        Go away and shut your dirty mouth.

      2. DRAYMOND GREEN July 8, 2016

        SORRY, I MEANT THAT I, THE REAL DRAYMOND GREEN, LIKE TO CHOKE ON DICKS! CHOKE DRAY CHOKE!!!
        ITS LIKE RELIVING GAME 7 OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!

        1. Packers fan July 8, 2016

          Shut up please and go away.

  4. Cheese July 7, 2016

    “I think he’s done a tremendous job in Oakland. I like the way he plays. I think he’s a little more polished.”

    “Favre is obviously insulted by the comparison.” “While he was clearly insulted by the insinuation.”

    Wow I’m glad I don’t make it to this site very often anymore. The garbage being spewed here is ridiculous. How the fuck do you get that Favre was insulted based on his comments about Carr? Oh that’s right, he wasn’t, you just wanted to make this shitty little article to grab peoples attention and create controversy.

  5. tbone July 9, 2016

    This writer (?) is a total dick

    1. Draymond Green July 10, 2016

      Your momma is a dick.