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So There’s Beef Among the Rodgers Brothers?

We have long been hearing the rumor that Aaron Rodgers and his older brother Luke don’t get along anymore. That they aren’t on speaking terms. We now hear the same thing has happened with younger brother Jordan.

And look, these are rumors, so go ahead and believe what you want, but we will say they are repetitive and persistent.

So what is the cause of the beef amongst the Brothers Rodgers?

What’s always the cause of beef among any bros?

Broads, motherfucker!

Yes, broads. They look nice, but man do they muck up the works between bros. Unfortunately, they have just the right number of holes for those of us in the heterosexual clan, so what are you going to do?

Nothing.

That’s what.

The source for all of these beefs can basically be traced back to one person and you can guess who that person is.

Yes, it’s Olivia Munn, Aaron’s appendage.

As you’re probably aware, Jordan has gone and sold himself out to gain whatever fame one gains by being a contestant on The Bachelorette. The show is currently airing, but it has already finished taping and we’ve heard he ends up winning.

Last week, a chick named Brittany Farrar put Jordan on blast, accusing him of being unfaithful and a fame whore. See here.

Brittany — who, as an aside, is fine at FUCK! — used to date Jordan. And you can see that didn’t end well because there she is handling it just like you’d expect a pissed-off broad to handle something of this nature — publicly and childishly. 

Farrar is also good friends with Munn.

So the fact that Jordan hurt Olivia’s good friend has apparently thrown some salt on the relationship between Jordan and Aaron.

You want me to tie this into football?

You’re goddam right I will!

Rodgers wasn’t on top of his game in 2015. In fact, that’s an understatement.

During the season, it was suggested that his relationship was at least partly to blame for his subpar play. Was that really the case?

Who knows?

What we do know is it’s hard to focus on doing your job — in any scenario — when you have a bunch of bullshit going on in your personal life. All of this would seem to qualify as said bullshit.

Frankly, it seems to us that all of these people are using QB1 to one degree or another. That would probably suck quite a bit, except Rodgers has been seduced by the lifestyle. So he gets the bullshit with all of its perks.

And if he has another season like 2015, then I think we know the lifestyle is an issue.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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6 Comments

  1. Tucson Packer June 1, 2016

    Good ‘ol Mordecai, President of PackersTMZ

    1. PF4L June 2, 2016

      Yea, i didn’t think it was possible, but she’s even getting worse.

  2. V June 2, 2016

    He’s smart enough to separate the two- personal and professional. I think it was more of his frustration with that underachieving receiving corp he was stuck with after his main man Jordy went down. Nobody, except for 32 year old reclamation project James Jones and seldom used Jeff Janis (perhaps). Randall Cobb showed the league why he was vastly underpaid (Golden Fucking Tate is a better baller).

    Also, you are right about the whole chicks get in the way stuff. I have a growing business I started with my brother and his then girlfriend, now fiance, sorta rocked my world by convincing him to walk from the business one year into a 5 year lease. So, I feel ya there.

    1. V June 2, 2016

      I meant Randall showed why he is vastly OVER PAID….oops

  3. elafave June 3, 2016

    Wow are all 3 of those dudes goofies. At least Aaron can ball, but I doubt I’d even wanna’ have a beer at Anduzzi’s with him though.

    1. Killer June 8, 2016

      No one, not even his own brothers, willingly hang out with Aaron unless they are a psycho (Olivia) or a paparazzi. He is a creepy whiner. No one else comes across so whiny and yet, at the same time, so creepy. Seriously, will anyone be surprised when they discover Aaron is a serial killer with a collection of dried human eyebrows? Anyone anywhere?