Yes ladies, today is your lucky day. Things are going to get damp down there and you don’t even have to exhaust any energy. You just have to look at this photo of dreamboat quarterback Aaron Rodgers with a puppy.
Isn’t he just the dreamiest, hunkiest dreamboat that ever put on a pair of trousers?!
And he’s doing the crossword puzzle! If he weren’t with that skag, Aaron and that puppy and YOU could lay in bed on Sunday morning and do the crossword puzzle!
You know, not during the season, of course. During the season, Aaron would be out there dominating defenses and slinging touchdowns, pointing up to you in your private luxury box after each and every one.
Because you are his inspiration. You are what makes him great.