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Kobe Bryant Moving In On Aaron Rodgers’ Lady

Aaron Rodgers is tending to business with his teammates in Green Bay at the moment. His lady, Olivia Munn, was tending to some business of her own in Los Angeles over the weekend.

She was at Spike’s Guys’ Choice Awards with the Black Mamba himself, former Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant.

First of all, this is a thing? The Guys’ Choice Awards? Which guys choose who wins these awards? That’s what I would like to know.

Then again, never mind. Even knowing which guys pick the winners here would not make me give a rat’s ass about the Guys’ Choice Awards.

Maybe we can have some more awards shows?

Huh?

There must be some ground out there that hasn’t been covered.

Anyway, yeah, of course Olivia Munn was at the Guys’ Choice Awards. Literally any opportunity to have your photo taken is a good one if you’re Munn. She looks like she’s in the middle of a coke bender in this photo and that fucking turns me on!

You up for some ass lines, Liv?

I am!

Alright, now, don’t assume that I’m suggesting that Olivia and Kobe are getting after it here. From what we can tell, Kobe is down with the ARod. They were chatting it up on the court not too long ago during Kobe’s farewell tour.

Aaron Rodgers and Kobe Bryant

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. PF4L June 6, 2016

    “Alright, now, don’t assume that I’m suggesting that Olivia and Kobe are getting after it here.” – Mordecai

    Title of this article: KOBE BRYANT MOVING IN ON AARON RODGERS’ LADY

    You sir….are one special kind of stupid. Why anyone would want you writing “anything” for them is beyond me.

  2. PF4L June 6, 2016

    Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also writes crap like this because, he’s never sold a screenplay.

  3. Durr Hurrr June 6, 2016

    Black Mamba doesn’t like to stick the mini mamba into anything he hasn’t roofied first. I expect to see him serving life in prison some time in the next 20 years.

  4. Abe Frohman June 8, 2016

    sunglasses indoors Kobe? that just screams “Ass Hat” to me.

    Remember Durr, #8 was the rapist. He’s totally not that guy after he became #24.