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Jordan Rodgers Says Relationship With Aaron is Complicated

Bachelorette contestant (and probable winner) Jordan Rodgers publicly stated what we all believed to be true for some time now. His relationship with older brother and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is complicated.

Jordan used these words to describe his relationship with Aaron earlier this week.

“We have a relationship. It’s complicated. I’ll say that.”

Why is it complicated?

That all seems relatively simple.

Women.

Follow this.

Jordan used to date a fine piece named Brittany Farrar. Brittany is good friends with Olivia Munn, Aaron’s third arm. Brittany claims Jordan cheated on her. Thus, she and Olivia hate Jordan. So by extension, Aaron must also at least feign distaste for Jordan, less he run afoul of his evil overlord.

Bros before hoes?

Not in the Rodgers family, apparently.

As I always liked to say, bros before hoes… at least until a hoe gets involved.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. Hmmmmm June 26, 2016

    Jordan seems like an douche. He should be thankful that he can use the Rodgers name to help further his Hollywood career since he sucked at being a NFL quarterback.

    1. Draymond Green June 28, 2016

      Your a douchebag bitch.