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Bill Simmons Almost Nailed This Packers Joke

As you surely know, Aaron Rodgers’ younger brother Jordan is currently a contestant on The Bachelorette.

As you certainly know, Aaron Rodgers quarterbacks the Green Bay Packers, who are coached by Mike McCarthy. Sometimes (often), McCarthy makes buffoonish coaching decisions that cost the Packers and Rodgers wins.

Such is why Monty has taken to referring to McCarthy only as “Buffoon.”

Enter sports, uh… personality? Bill Simmons. And hey, by the way, if you were planning on watching Any Given Wednesday, Simmons’ new show on HBO, don’t. Bill Simmons was not made for TV.

Nailed it!

Oh, except for one unfortunate detail.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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22 Comments

  1. Pack Attack June 28, 2016

    Deuche

    1. Draymond Green June 28, 2016

      All Packers fans are douchebags.

    2. Draymond Green June 28, 2016

      Go cheer for the Clippers. Eat a dick Pack Attack before I kick you in the nuts.

  2. Chad Lundberg June 28, 2016

    Could Monty write a full length article explaining thoroughly why he is convinced MM is a buffoon? I am not teasing him, I am honestly asking. Or is there already an article from way time’s past?

    1. Draymond Green June 28, 2016

      Listen Chad, Monty is not writing this article you fucking piece of shit I will kick you in the balls. I only agree with you that McCarthy is a buffoon and a piece of shit. I will wear my Draymond Green jersey and kick him in the balls and groin so I can see him lay down on the ground like a fat pig when it’s training camp. McCarthy is a fat pig and a buffoon. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to get kicked in the balls. When I go to training camp, I will hug Micah Hyde. I will kick Tim Masthay in the balls because he singlehandedly lost the Cardinals game. Fuck you, McCarthy, and MMTTDCSUCK. MMTTDCSUCK what’s your real name and do you have a favorite NBA team? Mine is the Warriors. Reply MMTTDCSUCK before I kick you in the balls. When I kick you in the balls MMTTDCSUCK I will kick PackAttack and Pack Attack in the dick and balls next. I’m the biggest Warriors fan.

      1. Tucson Packer June 30, 2016

        You are very obsessed with balls and nuts. Hmmm. DD? Sorry, you don’t get that reference, you just got here.

        1. Draymond Green July 1, 2016

          I kicked Steven Adams in the balls that’s why I’m obsessed with it dipshit.

          1. Tucson Packer July 1, 2016

            lol “You” didn’t do anything.

  3. holmer June 28, 2016

    It’s one of the reasons, in addition to his gratuitous obscenities, that I don’t read the garbage he spews.

    1. Draymond Green June 28, 2016

      Shut up dick before I kick you in the balls next.

      1. holmer June 29, 2016

        You are obviously a very intelligent man and your threat has me cowering in the corner in fear.

        1. Draymond Green June 29, 2016

          How about you cheer for the Vikings? They want fans like you! How about you cheer for the Los Angeles Clippers? They need fans like you! You are a shitbag full of dipers.

  4. Dan June 28, 2016

    If you watch his playcalling, you would know why he is a buffoon. Plus he loves trying to shove square pegs into round holes.

    1. Draymond Green June 28, 2016

      Who the fuck are talking to bitchass?

    2. Phillthy June 28, 2016

      I agree, but unfortunately him and Rodgers have a past that gives them the edge in play calling.

      He does try to force too often the running game, and abandons it when it’s doing well. Hopefully a healthy in shape Lacy can make up for that.

      1. Draymond Green June 29, 2016

        Listen I want to know who your talking to, I’m not asking or talking about McCarthy being a buffoon, I’m asking who you are talking too. Tell me bitch or ill kick you in the nuts.

  5. Dan June 29, 2016

    Careful Draymond, you don’t want to kick yourself in the teeth… Since everyone’s nuts are in your mouth…AMIRITE??!! I know you can’t answer, your mouth is full.

    1. Draymond Green June 29, 2016

      Stupid dick, I am not kicking my teeth stupid. Your a punk to understand me. I am a big Warriors fan. Should I go kick Mike McCarthy and Aaron Rodgers in the balls the way I did with Steven Adams?

      1. Tucson Packer July 1, 2016

        No, but you should probably go to a few doctors; one to find out just how delusional you are with this “I am Draymond Green” thing, and another doctor to find out why you have such an obsession in making contact with male genitalia. I mean, there is a word for that, but you just need to accept it instead of lashing out in frustration. Good luck with that!

        1. Draymond Green July 1, 2016

          You should look me up Tucson Packer. Your the delusional one, not me bastard.

          1. Tucson Packer July 1, 2016

            I don’t need to “look you up”. You are some troll that picked a name you saw on T.V. and try to run around the internet acting all hard in make-believe land. You are a dime a dozen.

    2. Tucson Packer July 1, 2016

      Hahaha oh my yes, Lil’ Draymond’s face hole is definitely occupied.