USA Today tried to pull off a post about the worst possible jersey a fan could own for every NFL team. Some of them were no-brainers, like the Ryan Leaf San Diego Chargers jersey. Others were just dumb or complete failures, such as their choice for the Green Bay Packers jersey.
That guy above was their answer.
And yes, while Brandon Bostick was a goat in that NFC Championship game, so were a lot of other guys. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Aaron Rodgers and Morgan Burnett to name a few.
Besides that, no one has ever been seen walking around in a Brandon Bostick jersey.
You don’t buy the jersey of the third-string tight end. In fact, that’s something that you’d have to fork over $120 for to have custom-made. You don’t just pick up the third-string tight end jersey off the rack. It isn’t on the rack.
Oh, so we must have a better worst jersey then?
You’re damn right.
This piece of shit right here.
Yes, serial rapist Darren Sharper.
Although he started his career with the Green Bay Packers, we will always remember him as a Minnesota Viking. Because Vikings are rapists.
He must have picked that up there.
Who could possibly have one of these, you say?
Well, this guy right here.
For those of you who don’t remember, Sharper played eight seasons with the Packers. He made two Pro Bowls and was a first-team All Pro in 2000, when he led the league with nine interceptions. Back then, it was perfectly reasonable to own a Darren Sharper jersey.
Not so much anymore.
But let’s confine this to the football realm, since no one is a more disgusting human being than Sharper.
Here are our top five worst Green Bay Packers jerseys that people actually owned (no third-string tight ends).
5. Randy Wright
Good old Randy Wright. Badger great, Packer not-so-great. Wright quarterbacked the team (badly) during the most hideous time period of Packers football in my lifetime.
4. Brent Fullwood and Darrell Thompson
This one is a tie between two of the worst running backs to ever carry a football for Packers, Brent Fullwood and Darrell Thompson. Both were high first-round picks. Both were garbage in the NFL. What’s Fullwood doing there? Fumbling? Probably.
3. Joe Johnson
Was there a worse free agent signing in Packers history than Joe Johnson? No. No there was not.
2. Terrell Buckley
TBuck! Terrell Buckley. This bag of dicks never wanted to play for the Packers. We drafted him anyway and then he sucked. You can go straight to hell TBuck!
1. Javon Walker and Mike McKenzie
Here’s another tie. Javon Walker and Mike McKenzie. I’ll tell you this. If you turn out to be the type of shitwad who doesn’t want to play for the greatest franchise in all of sports and then try to hold that franchise hostage with your shitty demands, you are only about a millimeter below Darren Sharper in my book. If either of these guys were on fire, I wouldn’t even piss on them to put it out.