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There’s My Boy, Jeering Some Vikings Scumbaggery!

That right there is Vijay. You might know him as the dude who is way to into the draft around here. We went to college together.

Many brain cells… lost.

He went down to Chicago for draft weekend and he managed to get himself on television.

What did he do with this opportunity? He used it wisely.

He was not phased by the presence of the cameras and the lights. He was ready for the big stage. Like Joe Montana leading a game-winning drive…

Vijay thoroughly jeered that fat bastard of a pretend football fan placed in front of him and thus, the entirety of the pretend football organization known as the Minnesota Vikings.

What sort of scumbaggery were the Queens up to at this moment? Doesn’t matter.

It’s all scumbaggery when the Minnesota Vikings are involved.

Like look at that chili-stained fuck there with his stupid horns on. Where are his kids? They were here 20 minutes ago.

They’re gone now because HE FUCKING ATE THEM!

He likes the pick, though!

MacKensie Alexander, cornerback from Clemson.

FAILURE!

I know it. Already.

He’s a Viking.

What else could he be?

NOTHING!

And Vijay was there to let them know about it.

 

I feel like a proud father.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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4 Comments

  1. Howard May 10, 2016

    Good job V.

  2. Matt.P May 10, 2016

    Lmao that’s my cousin

  3. V May 10, 2016

    Thanks Monty…man, that fucking draft town was crowded beyond belief, even on day 2 of the draft during a cold, windy day/ night. The draft has become an event of unexpected proportions. I hope Green Bay and the Fox Valley get a chance to host it in the next few years.

  4. V May 10, 2016

    Truth be told…that was the nicest and most gracious Vikings fan I’ve ever met…of course, I haven’t really met that many, so…