It must be tough for the NFL Network to program at this time of year. There’s nothing to talk about and no one is paying attention, so they must have to lay off large portions of their staff.
Like the guy who makes their stupid gigantic push-button screen work.
We’re not exactly sure when this went down because, really, who in the hell watches the NFL Network in May or June? We suspect only people who Roger Goodell forces to watch the NFL Network.
Like a punishment.
But let’s assume it was sometime recently.
The clowns who work there were trying to predict the Green Bay Packers’ 2016 record. They were trying to do it game by game.
So yeah, the first thing you’ll probably notice is they have the Jacksonville Jaguars beating the Packers in week 1. Like that’s going to happen…
They also have the Packers losing to the Colts and Seahawks at home. Okay…
Geniuses, these guys. I tell ya.
Anyway, they really wanted the Packers to lose to the Bears in week 15 too, but the machinery just wasn’t letting that happen.
The Packers refuse to lose to the Bears in 2016. We’ll take that as a sign.
Mark it down!