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Jordy Nelson Has Adopted Kid & Jockey Campaign to Prove It

Before you go off the rails, we’re not trying to make light of this. Earlier today, we found out Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson was doing some sort of campaign with Jockey.

You know, they sell drawers. Except Jordy didn’t appear to be selling drawers. He’s leaving that to Randall Cobb and his pretty eyes.

It’s the Jockey Being Family campaign.

That image doesn’t tell you much, but if you click that link you get a video. There you find out that this is all about strengthening adoptive families.

Hold on a second. Jordy Nelson adopted a kid?

Yes he did. The small one right there.

So Jordy and his family are now the face of Jockey Being Family.

Not slingin’ drawers, promoting adoption.

You do some good, you do-gooder!

If there was ever a more wholesome bunch of wholesomeness, I’m not sure I’ve seen it.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. MGP May 13, 2016

    Good news. Great post.

  2. CUM-man-SHE WARRIOR May 13, 2016

    cool! Jordy parties way too much and is always drunk at practice, hitting on nasty st norberts cheerleaders. its good to finally see him do something positive for a change.

  3. Awesome Jordy.. Congrats!!