That’s the only rationale for this, right? The Chicago Bears sent their mascot — a dude in a bear suit — out to scare some children.
So at least something related to the Chicago Bears frightens someone.
Because the football team don’t scare shit.
The CLAWWW!
This is what happens when you go for the biggest prize in the claw machine…https://t.co/s38QlhUwJJ
— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) May 12, 2016
It’s like the Vikings sending Ragnar to walk slowly around the playground for hours and hours without saying a word, while periodically stopping to touch himself down there. Oh, wait, that’s just a regular Saturday for Ragnar…
Anyway, a great way to get potential future fans jazzed up about your horrible football team, Chicago.
Kids, we’ve got a non-frightening football club right up here to the north and you know what? They actually win football games!
And winning is fun!
