The novelty of this has worn off for me, but it obviously hasn’t worn off for Minnesota Vikings fans. What else do they have to cling to other than the second-hand shit of an old codger who led them as close to glory as they’re ever going to get.
I’m talking about former Vikings coach Bud Grant and his fucking garage sale.
He has one every year. Every year, Vikings fans turn out in droves.
Just look at these idiots lined up, ready to go.
What kind of shit can you get your hands on at the Bud Grant garage sale?
Stuff for any occasion?
Checks accepted, of course!
Bud won’t get out of his fucking chair for photos, though. You’ll have to kneel down.
This has to be the real prize here. Bud Grant’s expired candy!
What do you think? That looks like it’s from 1987.
Probably still good…
Can’t wait until the 2017 Bud Grant garage sale when they roll this guy out in an iron lung. Just $25 for a photo next to the lung!