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Bud Grant Still Not Dead; Still Having Garage Sales

The novelty of this has worn off for me, but it obviously hasn’t worn off for Minnesota Vikings fans. What else do they have to cling to other than the second-hand shit of an old codger who led them as close to glory as they’re ever going to get.

I’m talking about former Vikings coach Bud Grant and his fucking garage sale.

He has one every year. Every year, Vikings fans turn out in droves.

Just look at these idiots lined up, ready to go.

What kind of shit can you get your hands on at the Bud Grant garage sale?

Uhhhhhhhhhh….

Stuff for any occasion?

And autographs!

Checks accepted, of course!

Bud won’t get out of his fucking chair for photos, though. You’ll have to kneel down.

This has to be the real prize here. Bud Grant’s expired candy!

What do you think? That looks like it’s from 1987.

Probably still good…

Can’t wait until the 2017 Bud Grant garage sale when they roll this guy out in an iron lung. Just $25 for a photo next to the lung!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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  1. PF4L May 19, 2016

    Dude…Do you go knock down old women crossing the street, just for fun? This guy is 88 years old, maybe he can’t get up easy, let the fucker live out his last days, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    When you’re 88, maybe some slime punk ass will be pissing on you on the internet. But then again, that would entail you accomplishing something in life that would make you known to others. So, no worries for you there.

    1. Phatgzus May 19, 2016

      REKT

    2. Killer May 19, 2016

      Thumbs up, PF4L. Mordecai seems obsessed with the Vikings in a poor sport vicious circle sort of way. He thinks if he attacks the Packers most formidable opponent it will make him cool and liked. The first can’t happen on this planet in this dimension but the second is probably realistic with the large percentage of serial killers who claim to be Packer fans.

      Seriously, criticizing an 88 year old man for having a garage sale and criticizing anyone who went to it? I never even heard of Hitler copping an attitude like that. Even Osama would not have said such a thing.

      Mordecai, have you ever even gone to a garage sale? If you have not you do not know what you are talking about and are an ignorant ignoramus. If you have then you are a hypocrite. You criticize others for going to one yet you yourself went to one or more. That is called hypocrisy.

      So, which is it? Are you an ignoramus or a hypocrite? You know, besides being a null point for decency.

  2. guysocke May 19, 2016

    Whatever that mallard duck is, I want it.

  3. Harry Hood May 21, 2016

    Love the straight hatred bashing of the vikings. Not a respectful hate like the bears. Bunch a retards.