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Another Year, Another Vikings Super Bowl Delusion

It seems like this has become a regular occurrence. Some idiot associated with the Minnesota Vikings tells us how the Minnesota Vikings can win the Super Bowl this year.

They really, really can.

This year, that idiot is none other than Chief Child Abuse, Adrian Peterson.

Minnesota Vikings suck

“We are going to have a good chance to win it this year—win everything,” he said of the 2016 Vikings. “Sit back and watch. Sit back and watch. You can be like, ‘I thought you guys were at least a couple of years away.’ Nope. You sit back and watch, this year.”

[long pause for reflection]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, we’ll be watching, shit dick.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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4 Comments

  1. david May 10, 2016

    I don’t care what you say anybody who whips little boys with a stick should be in prison

  2. PF4L May 11, 2016

    We’ll watch all right, just like we watched him predict 2,500 yard seasons, 2 years in a row. This is the same clown who described himself as a slave back in 2010, a slave who made 10 million that year. I don’t remember reading about any slave’s in history class, that lived in a fucking mansion. Take a parenting class fuckface. I can’t stand this dude.

  3. V May 11, 2016

    Dat stadium doh…what an eyesore

  4. Killer May 17, 2016

    Pretty cool photo of AP on the camel!

    For those interested in the truth AP is saying there is a “good chance” but is not guaranteeing it. And… he is right. The Vikings do have a good chance and have a better chance at it than the Packers. They have better players (athletically, football-wise, and morally) and better coaches and a better stadium than the Packers.

    Every fan of every team has some hope of a Super Bowl win. with the Browns it is obviously fantastical and wistful but with he Vikings it is realistic. AP is obviously a fan of the Vikes. Good man.

    I bet some Packer fans had hopes of a Super bowl win last year. Were they delusional? The Vikings are a better team than the Packers. If a Viking thinking there is a “good chance” at the Super Bowl is delusional what does that make Packer fans who think they could get there? Or have you given up that hope?

    Vikings are going to sweep the Packers this year.

    PS “…shit dick”? You guys are just random verbal abusers who lack creativity. You can’t come up with any new idea so you look down and use your own experiences as a reference point.

    PPS There really is a huge difference between the intelligence and honor of Vikings fans and Packer fans. I visit multiple Vikings fan sites and I don’t see this kind of abusive language. It is like most Packer fans are 13 year-olds who regularly received Ds in English (which would have been Fs but the teachers want them to move on out of their classroom). My God, even Bears fans — renowned for spitting on fans of opponents — behave with greater decency than Packer fans and writers. This type of lack of personal behavioral accountability is why there are so many Wisconsinite serial killers.