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Adrian Peterson Has Another Great Story

Adrian Peterson is the perfect Minnesota Vikings player. He has zero self awareness and is completely delusional.

Pretty much exactly like the team’s fan base.

So after telling us the Vikings are going to the Super Bowl, Peterson is now comparing quarterback Teddy Bridgewater to all-time greats.

“He reminds me of a Tom Brady because Tom Brady is great at those mediocre passes,” Peterson said. “Those short passes and midrange passes and that’s exactly what Teddy does as well. He’s the type of guy that needs the receiver that runs routes and that’s at a specific location that you’re practicing. So I feel like with the additions that we’ve made to the offensive line and of course me envisioning what I’ll be able to bring to the offense as well I think that’s going to make his job a lot easier. With that he’ll feel more comfortable and he can really get back there and just play his game. So I’m expecting big things from Teddy this year.”

That’s rich.

Bridgewater is a guy who threw for 3,231 yards, 14 touchdowns and nine interceptions in 2015. He had an 88.7 QB rating.

And this guy is Tom Brady.

Well, according to the national treasure that is Adrian Peterson, anyway.

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.


1 Comment

  1. Zwoeger May 16, 2016

    Bridgewather is also great in being mediocre. AP must have tought hey they have bothTB as abreviation so they must be alike but forgot that Brady could also make those deep throws at Moss.