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Aaron Rodgers Better Get to Jared

This stuff always makes us laugh because it’s idiotic, but that’s really too bad. This is exactly what you signed up for, buddy! Yes, we’re talking about QB1. Aaron Rodgers.

You’re probably aware. Rodgers is dating a completely insecure Hollywood starlet named Olivia Munn, who routinely plants rumors in the entertainment “media” so she can do interviews to talk about them.

It’s a self-perpetuating cycle that keeps her name out there. It’s not at all unlike Donald Trump’s strategy for running a presidential campaign — say something dumb or controversial, become the story, get all kinds of free publicity.

So this week, the story is that Rodgers, who has been dating Munn since 2014, better propose already and better do it before the season starts.

Our source tells us Rodgers is feeling the heat, and is getting close to making a move. “Olivia is completely ready for it, she has been kind of hinting to Rodgers that the time is now. Once the season starts Rodgers’ mindset is solely on football, so Munn was hoping the offseason was the time it was going to happen.” says our insider.

Right. We don’t want the insecurities of a grown-ass woman derailing our man for another season.

He better get to Jared and he better get there fast!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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11 Comments

  1. Bobby D May 6, 2016

    She’s a psycho….just what he needs.

  2. Jane May 6, 2016

    Run Aaron run, he needs a nice girlfriend that also kicks ass. She is not that. Maybe if she eats more Japanese Potatoes, she can converted to nice person.

    1. bob May 6, 2016

      Agree. Drop Munn like a bad habit. There are thousands of hot women who would kill to date Arodge who won’t bring insanity and drama to the relationship, or feel the need to be in the spotlight much at all.

  3. V May 6, 2016

    All women are crazy…haven’t we figured that out by now?

  4. The Money Mike May 6, 2016

    Dude has not been the same since this chick came on board…look at Favre, he married Deanna after the 96 Superbowl…couldn’t get back to form until he sent some dick picks…rest is history

    1. bob May 6, 2016

      Yeah he has sucked ass. Get your head out from between her legs and into the damn playbook son!!!

  5. Kato May 6, 2016

    Complains about Olivia Munn dropping rumors to the media to garner attention. Then fulfills her wish writing a blog post about it. Interesting.

    1. PF4L May 7, 2016

      ^

  6. RelampagoBlanco May 6, 2016

    Dude. Your source is fucking TerezOwens.com… A sports blog about gossip. What happened to this site?

    1. PF4L May 7, 2016

      ^ This shithole site is getting old.

  7. CLR May 7, 2016

    This site (and writer) is complete horse sh*t