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Vikings’ Eric Kendricks Does Some Packers’ Ass Kissing

Eric Kendricks

Here’s another example of what a sorry-ass existence it is if you’re a Minnesota Vikings fan. Not only are you ugly, unemployable and regularly fornicate with barnyard animals, but one of your best young players just kissed all kinds of Green Bay Packers’ ass.

So even though the Vikings backed into a division title, they’re still the red-headed younger stepbrother in the division and even their players know it.

Enter linebacker Eric Kendricks.

He made an appearance on the NFL Network to share his thoughts on… whatever.

While he was there, he made sure to talk about how much he LOVES Aaron Rodgers. You wish you had a quarterback half that good, don’t you Kendricks?

“(Aaron Rodgers) is a very smart quarterback and obviously a very skilled quarterback. There’s only so much you can do against him, because he’s going to make his plays, but you gotta be sharp as well.”

Right.

Just wait until he removes his head from his ass and finds his accuracy again.

Kendricks also had praise for Eddie Lacy.

“Eddie Lacy (is the hardest player to tackle). He’s just a big bruiser. He keeps those feet moving and (the Packers) have a good offensive line. Anytime you have those two combined, it’s tough.”

This, we love.

That fat bastard Lacy wasn’t even at his best last season.

If Kendricks thought he was tough to tackle then, wait until he gets a load of this new and improved Ed Lacy.

The Packers are going to fucking roll these assholes in 2016.

Can’t wait!

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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9 Comments

  1. Phatgzus April 13, 2016

    Mordecai, YOU are taking shots at Aaron Rodgers for HIS job performance…think about that for a minute before deciding to post your next article commenting on an accomplished professionals performance, just a word of advice. Then again your methane-addled brain probably lauds the phrase “I know words, I have the best words” as the modern equivalent of the “Their Finest Hour” speech, so maybe take an hour to think about it instead. Fuck it, better yet, “Take two weeks…, then quit”

  2. Dave April 13, 2016

    He made some complements about the Packers offense. Leave it to this sorry website to make it seem like he wants to be a Packer. Nobody goes out of their way to be a Slacker. It’s evident in the number of outside the team free agents they sign per year. I don’t like the Vikings, but their defense is pretty damn good. This kid is going to be a very solid player for the Vikings and I have no doubt that he will cause a lot of problems for the Slackers (and truthfully, every other team the Vikings play) in the future.

    CHOKE PACK CHOKE!

    1. Ferris April 13, 2016

      Can’t even spell compliment right. Compliment with an I is when you say something nice. He complimented the offensive line. You won’t get any compliments here Dave you asshole. Complement with an e is when something helps enhance something else. Like…cheese complements beer. Or… That crack whore really complements that shithole city they call Detroit. Or…Those we made the playoffs banners really complement this shitty stadium we call Ford Field. Here ends the lesson.

  3. warshire April 13, 2016

    Just another example of you piece of shit packer fans spreading the gospel of RODGERS, all over his back side

  4. ay hombre April 13, 2016

    Slurp. Slurp.

  5. Phillthy April 13, 2016

    Jesus Christ there sure a lot of cock sucker that spring up around here in the off season.
    Can’t fucking wait for footall season already.

  6. g April 14, 2016

    When all else fails correct their spelling/grammar

    1. Harry Hood April 15, 2016

      When my team sucks beyond repair, go to a Packers site to waste my time..

  7. CO Bob April 14, 2016

    Ay hombre…hilarious comment!