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Ted Cruz Trotted Out Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila Today

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz pulled out the biggest stop yet. At least when it comes to referencing the Green Bay Packers while campaigning in Wisconsin.

Cruz actually brought out a former Green Bay Packer. That guy was the team’s all-time sack leader, Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila, a well-known right-wing nutjob.

Gbaja-Biamila didn’t just pose for a photo with that waste of space Carly Fiorina, he actually got on stage for Cruz.

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Cruz getting Gbaja-Biamila to endorse him might be big, except for two things.

Gbaja-Biamila endorsed Rick Santorum in the last presidential election, so he’s known to back losers. More importantly, our man in Green Bay tells us The Donald is going to win the Wisconsin Republican primary by double digits.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. Pete April 3, 2016

    Oh good, you’re going to be super political from here on out. That’ll be fun for all of us Packer, football, fans. Super fun. Looking forward to more political bullshit over the next eight months from you guys, because it would be otherwise really difficult to find that sort of thing on the interwebs. Lock it up.

  2. Ben April 4, 2016

    Didn’t expect so many fellow Packer fans on this site to be libtards

    1. JB April 4, 2016

      The site is full of ’em. Good, funny site otherwise. Some good and fun perspective on the Pack, but not the place to come if you’re looking for substantive political content.

      I don’t look to clowns to inform my world view, just to entertain me.

      1. MMTTDCSUCK April 5, 2016

        Libtards, clowns! what a couple of gomer’s . . . Your world would be informed if you stopped to listen occasionally to the left . . . obtuse might be another word to describe your cognitive functions.

        1. JB April 5, 2016

          I listen to the left all the time. That’s how I know you’re a bunch of closed-minded, intolerant, ignorant clowns.

          I’m curious, how is your world informed?

          1. MMTTDCSUCK April 6, 2016

            If you actually were curious, you would know. Like I mentioned earlier, this topic is for adults and you should be disabused from discussion. Your statement may be the most inane one I have read in a while. While all of us have issues, the left is far from close minded. The right and the Tea Party on the other hand are the picture of close mindedness . . . Let’s see, xenophobia, nationalism, objectivism, Randianism, misogyny, racism, bigotry, wanting Gov’t to be a Theocracy. How is that for starters? Go fuck yourself you inculcated derp lemming.

  3. V April 4, 2016

    It is relevant because he was a former player. But, Kabeer the “new Christian”, loves to find ways to get on stage promote his biased religious based fear mongering agenda.

    1. MMTTDCSUCK April 4, 2016


  4. Ivomitonvikingfans April 4, 2016

    As opposed to your biased leftist fear mongering of all that is Christian.

    1. MMTTDCSUCK April 4, 2016

      Your comment was inane, just because V stated something truthful, you bash V with an untruth about the left? The only thing the “left” fears is IGNORANCE . . .

      1. Ivomitonvikingfans April 4, 2016

        What did I say that was so untruthful? Every time I see or hear the denegration of a persons religious beliefs it’s always someone on the left. So the dude endorsed Cruz, who cares. Yet here comes the inevitable blast on the guys Christianity.

        1. MMTTDCSUCK April 4, 2016

          “Leftist fear mongering of all that is Christian.” is untruthful . . . go ahead and feel persecuted if you want, but that is your trip! Not the truth. And while we are at it, define “leftist”.

          1. JB April 4, 2016

            You need “leftist” defined for you?

            That clears up a lot of things.

      2. JB April 4, 2016

        The left fears ignorance? Hahahaha

        You keep telling yourself that, clown.

        1. MMTTDCSUCK April 5, 2016

          JB . . . A little knee jerk reaction from an inculcated fool I see. If by now you do not get the term “ignorance” and all of it’s ramifications, then you are ignorant and need to be disabused from this conversation . . . Leftist? that word my little fucktard is a word that YOU have been programmed to use. Kind of like “libtard” right? Go fuck yourself, you fucking fuck . . .

          1. JB April 5, 2016


            You’re an idiot. Are you trying to pretend that “leftist” doesn’t have a universally understood meaning when applied to the spectrum of political beliefs?

            I guess if I’ve been “programmed” to use it, we can blame academia, historical texts, all media, and everyone in the world with even rudimentary knowledge of the subject.

            It’s not even a pejorative term necessarily, so I don’t know why your pussy hurts so bad over it. Besides, you adoringly referred to the “left” above, so you must be programmed and inculcated too.


          2. MMTTDCSUCK April 6, 2016

            Leftist is an old term that your “party of no” culled from history regarding political beliefs that actually “mirror” the right more than the left. Within the “context” it was written into, it most certainly was a pejorative. What was it that Goebbels said? “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it”. And you probably believe that we “walked with Dino’s” as well! also believing the word “liberal” is a bad word too. Go back to your trailer . . . you east bound and down clown.

  5. icebowl April 4, 2016

    Now, now kids….
    Let’s maintain separation between church and cheese…..

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    3. Cheese April 4, 2016

      Yeah keep me out of this.

      Our Favre, who art in Lambeau, hallowed be thy name….

  6. Kato April 4, 2016

    I always wondered what became of this guy

  7. Bry April 4, 2016

    Bravo KGB! I am glad about you standing up for what you believe!

  8. Phil Jenkins June 7, 2016

    Does KGB really need to be attacked for his politics? Everybody who has known him has said he is a great guy who treats people he meets with respect. Attack Cruz or Trump all you want, but seems lame to attack a great Packer.

    I would say the same if he endorsed Hillary or anyone else.