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Mark Murphy Says You Won’t Like Packers’ New Unis

Joy! The Green Bay Packers sweet-ass new Color Rush uniforms are going to be unveiled soon.

This is Nike and the NFL’s way of ruining a totally good thing. All teams who play on Thursday Night Football in 2016 get monochrome uniforms. One color for the jerseys and the same color for the pants.

Great marketing ploy, dickwads. Sure to amp up excitement in the game.

We already know the Packers’ disgusting Color Rush uniforms are going to be all yellow. Kind of like a mustard bottle.

Kind of like this, except with some green.

Jared Cook

Mark Murphy already knows you’re not going to like them.

Traditionalists?

Isn’t everyone who is a fan of the Green Bay Packers a traditionalist?

I would say so, at least when it comes to stuff like the uniform, the logo and the stadium.

Maybe we should change the name Lambeau Field to Nike Stadium because, fuck tradition!

Yeah, seriously, there might be someone out there who is excited about these uniforms, but it won’t be me, you or anyone associated with the Packers.

Murphy using the word traditionalists, when he is a traditionalist, says that not even he likes these damn things.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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3 Comments

  1. Chad Lundberg April 28, 2016

    Murphy hasn’t’ sold out and changed the stadium name so there’s that. Not that I’m a big fan, but at least he hasn’t’ done any permanent damage.

  2. Mike Ditka's Mom April 28, 2016

    You haven’t seen them and you already hate them. Spoken like a true idiot.

  3. John April 29, 2016

    Wow Mom…….