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Eddie Lacy is Jacked, But Still Isn’t Interested

The last time TMZ jammed a camera in Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy’s face at LAX, Lacy wanted nothing to do it with it.

Well, they did it again and Lacy still isn’t interested.

Here’s Lacy at LAX wearing a tank top, so you can see just how jacked he is, completely ignoring this shrill broad’s dumbass questions about whether he’s gotten on a scale.

Of course, he’s gotten on a scale!

The basis of Lacy’s interaction here is showing off a skateboard deck someone made for him. He should stay off that thing like he should stay off the basketball court. The Packers don’t need him getting injured in the offseason.

Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!



  1. guysocke April 11, 2016

    I think ‘jacked’ is a stretch.

    Big dude, yes, but have you ever seen pictures of Adrian Peterson training in the offseason?

  2. Kato April 11, 2016

    If I were Eddie Lacy, I would be pissed. I really hate the media sometimes.

  3. Phatgzus April 11, 2016

    “Hey Eddie! have you stepped on a scale lately?”

    “Nope, have you earned a journalism degree ever? No? Fucking crazy.”

  4. Tuson Packer April 11, 2016

    Mordecai, Who would YOU say (because you have before) is the Poster Child for the RETARDED in this story? Do you think it could be the reporter? OR, maybe the reporter actually has a retarded child! Wouldn’t that be just HILARIOUS, MORDECAI?!?!?!?

  5. PF4L April 11, 2016

    He might have lost a few lbs, but he still looks paunchy in the middle.

  6. Cheese April 12, 2016

    What a dumb bitch..