That’s right. We’re asking important questions today!
Like, does Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews have the worst hair in the entire NFL?
I don’t know and I… Cutty!?
But the NFL Network’s two class clowns do care and they tried to get to the bottom of this important issue. I’m talking about Total Packers favorite Ike Taylor and human bowling ball Maurice Jones-Drew.
They did a segment on the best and worst hair in the league.
Clay Matthews = worst hair.
“He don’t even cut his hair. He don’t even comb it. He just throws water in it, whips it around. Look at the ends. They’re all dead,” Jones-Drew, who isn’t wrong, said.
I know. The ladies of Green Bay are aghast right now.
How could anyone not love the gorgeous flowing Mane of Matthews? It is godly if anything ever was…
You go ahead and be the judge.
Looks fairly nappy to me.
What I do know is I wouldn’t want to be responsible for cleaning this guy’s shower drain.
Here’s a link to the video if you want to know who else makes the list.
Stop using that stupid picture of cutler with the “don’t care caption”
Obviously you do fucking care. You care enough to publish an article about it for any idiot who comes to this shitty website to read.
g go eat a dick, if you’ve something to contribute, then feel free. If you’re just going to complain about a website YOU cared enough to comment on, then go to another website with that bullshit, hate mongering, hapless, idiotic, deficient fucking comment.
Preferably another team since thankfully the majority of Packer fans don’t find it upon themselves to act a complete fool by critiquing another person’s effort. Even if it is a bullshit story, move along. Not sure if you’ve checked the calender but this isn’t exactly week 6, take what you can get or shut the fuck up.
Keep writing these Pulitzer-quality articles, Mordy, and one day you WILL be rewarded with your dream job as Clay Matthews’ personal plumber.
You ok Phillthy?
Isn’t it Monty, not Mordy? G thanks for demonstrating stupidity. You’re here aren’t you?
“By Mordecai Jones”, “Mordecai is a writer….”
Thank YOU for your enlightening input. If you’re gonna fucking troll make sure you have your facts straight so you don’t end up looking like the world’s dumbest fucktard while contributing literally nothing of value. Congratulations, dipshit.
Being a senior woman, and a Green Bay Packer fan for over 50 years, I don’t care one whit about his hair. As long as he continues to deck quarterbacks and play with such precision and acumen, his hair is the least concern. Go Pack Go.
AND people who comment using such foul language is truly inconsiderate of those reading them.
This lady makes good point. Enough with the bad language. Knock that shit off people.
I apologize for my language.
I am upset regarding the quality of the comment section. I love this site and am well aware the publisher posts crap stories, but we aren’t in the middle of the season so what we get is what we get.
What would be amazing to see is discussion. For example this Clay oriented article, maybe we could discuss is single year as expressly MLB.
If we want a better website instead of just complaining let’s start with us and have a discussion of topics regarding the main topic. Something fruitful and explorative with the team we hold in dear regard. Or I can piss in one hand and wish in the other, either way.
I personally believe it’s time for Clay to reinvent himself by cutting his hair. It’s become thinning due to his age and tying it back all the time. If he were to cut it, it would reinvigurate his career and perhaps make big plays which he hasn’t been doing lately.
Cut the hair, Clay!! You’re a veteran player, you’re a father, and you’re no longer in your 20s.
Phatgzuts, don’t blow your wad just because I made a mistake, like you haven’t yourself. Why don’t you just become Clay’s jockstrap so you can surround yourself with his essence since you seem to have a bromance going on.
Actually Clay IS still in his 20’s. His birthday is next month. I think he looks great with long or short hair. I certainly put no stock in what a fat, balding, out of work gutless bRuin has to say about Trojans who constantly kicked his a** while he hunkered in Worstwood. Fatty mjd hates all Trojans whether bald, or like Clay has great hair. Fight On and GoPackGo. Re Ike Taylor, WHO?
Doubt many women even care about his hair since he got trapped by that old broad, Casey Noble. He had been looking a mess since he started sneaking around dating/sleeping with her while she was still married. Just a good Christian boy…..