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Aaron Rodgers Has a Sick Burn for John Kasich

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People are voting in the Wisconsin presidential primary right now. A number of those voters — probably those who are as disinterested as I — have decided to write in Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers as their man.

That prompted someone to ask Rodgers who he would choose as his vice president. Rodgers, never one to pass up an opportunity to stick it to someone, used this as an opportunity to burn Republican candidate John Kasich.

If you’re late to this one, Kasich told a town hall meeting last week he might choose Rodgers as his vice president, “maybe if he had a better year, next year.”

We all know Rodgers didn’t have a good year in 2015, but it is not John Kasich’s place to say that, particularly while he’s trying to endear himself to the people of Wisconsin. Kasich did what politicians do on Saturday and backtracked.

Rodgers has that long memory, though.

You can bet your ass he was just waiting in the weeds for a chance to pounce on this one.

And pounce he did.

John Kasich’s people can pick up his devoured carcass on the corner of Lombardi and Oneida.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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9 Comments

  1. The Money Mike April 5, 2016

    I’m glad we’re all 10 years old; Rodgers should use it as motivation because HE DID have a bad year. Meanwhile, Bert would have been like “Who gives a shit”

    1. PF4L April 6, 2016

      Yea, yea yea…..Rodgers had a bad year.

      Tell ya what, if Bert had a year of 31td’s and 8 interceptions he’d probably win MVP.

      Rodgers sucks.

      1. The Money Mike April 6, 2016

        Just saying, he always gets so butt hurt by this stuff, ignore and let your game talk for you; also the Bert reference was to him not know what a nickel defense was

  2. jschizl April 5, 2016

    He’s really good at those. I thinks it’s funny

  3. Phatgzus April 5, 2016

    In the immortal words of Michael Kelso, “BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!!!”

  4. Kato April 6, 2016

    Jeff Janis would be my VP.

    1. Phatgzus April 6, 2016

      Why would you offer the ruler of the known universe a VP position. bit silly.

  5. Tuson Packer April 6, 2016

    Mordecai, is it possible to just slap the “POSTER CHILD FOR THE RETARDED” on to Kasich?

    That seems like a well thought out point of view, don’t you think?

  6. Mike Ditka's Mom April 6, 2016

    Who draft this idiot? Packers never win Super Bowl again!! Fire Thompson!!