I do not know this person, but he and I clearly have a similar sense of humor, so I like him. His name is Andrew Hetzel and I have been periodically laughing at this Ted Thompson meme he created since earlier this afternoon.
Although it isn’t actually a meme until a bunch of people pass it on, is it?
Well, pass it on, punchy!
"Bluto Romper from UW-Crivitz has a cannon of an arm." #packers pic.twitter.com/EyrB2QAsWY
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 10, 2016
Crivitz — that’s up in the shithole neck of the woods that I’m from. How about a Suring reference next time?
"My offer stands: $67.50 per game and 33% off pro shop merch" -Ted, to another team's free agent. #packers pic.twitter.com/r7oZwt8M5Z
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"I've got sizzle alright…gift cards for The Sizzler that is! -Ted to a free agent. #packers pic.twitter.com/xrQ6HICJDy
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"Mark Murphy? he thinks I'm at UW-Mequon's pro day, lol. So, how bout unlimited bobbleheads?" -Ted probably #packers pic.twitter.com/zZitbYPyNZ
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"The good lord don't make many defensive ends like the guy I saw at UW-Random Lake yesterday." -Ted #packers pic.twitter.com/EuefLj2ea8
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"I brought my stopwatch,clipboard & mechanical pencil.Let's see you do a 3 cone drill." -Ted @ UWGB pro day #packers pic.twitter.com/Kq7yudEmhE
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"…So then Brett gave Mark Murphy an atomic wedgie…you had to see it to believe it!" -Ted circa 2008. #packers pic.twitter.com/gpx8fTK4Kb
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity with Russ Ball? That guy's a creeper…" -Ted #Packers pic.twitter.com/8l5uDxY2Ev
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
"This Ford Probe? I bought it from Bhawoh Jue right after Mike Sherman & I released him back in 2005." -Ted #packers pic.twitter.com/Pd8WE5KRVM
— Andrew Hetzel (@3rdigraphix) March 11, 2016
That last one is my favorite.
Maybe you want to go ahead and add your own caption?
Huh?
HUH?
Here’s a caption:
“Total Packers? Never heard of them.”
“Total packers? Oh, that message board where everyone there thinks they can play GM and evaluate talent and FAs abilities to fit our particular schemes. They think they can do it better than me. Pft. Let’s see them apply for the Cleveland browns position, then they can take my job if they can build a perennial playoff team.”
“My perfect night? Tape of the 2009 Chatanooga State Community College workouts and a bowl of grape nuts”
Hey, I liked Jue…he was awesome…he hit the players club bout a month or two.
“Adrian Klemm is a really good guy.”
TT: How may I help you?
Total Packer: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your ghostly white fucking cheeks. Then you and ginger gap tooth can get me a fucking Super Bowl team. A fucking Tight end, a fucking Inside linebacker, a fucking running back, a fucking nose tackle, four fucking offensive linemen, and a fucking punter!
TT : I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.
Total Packer: And I really don’t care for the way you and the ginger left me in the middle of fucking several playoff runs with fucking tickets for a fucking team that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking go through a fucking season and one or two fucking playoff game to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking Lombardi…right…fucking…now.
TT: Do you have your stock certificate?
Total Packer: No
TT: Oh No.
Total Packer: Oh no what.
TT: Your Fucked!
Ha ha ha! That was awesome, knew it was from that movie immediately!
$9.84? Even with the coupon?
“So…your telling me free agency started already?”
“Screw sponsorships! I can wear whatever hat I want, that’s how we roll in Green Bizzy dawg” -Hands F.A. pen to sign new deal
*then Ted peels out in the parking lot, does a doughnut and leaves
I’ll trade ya uuuhhhh…*looks around* 3 ketchup packets,.37 cents, and this steering wheel cover for a sixth rounder….c’mon man I need a couple extra draft picks
I am the guy that put these “memes” together. I am fine with Ted’s approach to building the team. I actually posted a tweet that explained that I put these together simply to have a little fun during the free agency period – I make fun of everything, to include the staunch Ted defenders. Could Ted go after a few 2nd/3rd tier free agents from time to time? Sure he could…but his foundation for building the team is solid. Some of these other teams play GM like it’s fantasy football. #gopacko
It’s “gopackgo”
These were transactions that f’d up their teams for a while.
Saints give up everything to trade up to get Ricky Williams.
Vikings trade everything to get Herschel Walker.
Packers trade for John Hadl.
Don’t make stupid and expensive decisions. Yeah, we all want the Pack to win the Super Bowl, but getting close is better than 6 & 10 or worse.
Gotta’ love the “typo correction retard squad”. Obviously the dude who made those memes knows what it is. “GO PACK GO” and obviously he knows a little about the area. Someone a little jealous of this dude PFAIL? You just seem to love trying to be sand in the surf wax. You’re fuckin’ annoying. Stop jumping on any fucking reason you can to try to agitate people. You’re coming off like a 5 year old.