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We Very Much Enjoy This Ted Thompson Meme

I do not know this person, but he and I clearly have a similar sense of humor, so I like him. His name is Andrew Hetzel and I have been periodically laughing at this Ted Thompson meme he created since earlier this afternoon.

Although it isn’t actually a meme until a bunch of people pass it on, is it?

Well, pass it on, punchy!

Crivitz — that’s up in the shithole neck of the woods that I’m from. How about a Suring reference next time?

That last one is my favorite.

Maybe you want to go ahead and add your own caption?



Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Mike Ditka's Mom March 11, 2016

    Here’s a caption:

    “Total Packers? Never heard of them.”

  2. Kato March 11, 2016

    “Total packers? Oh, that message board where everyone there thinks they can play GM and evaluate talent and FAs abilities to fit our particular schemes. They think they can do it better than me. Pft. Let’s see them apply for the Cleveland browns position, then they can take my job if they can build a perennial playoff team.”

  3. TitletownBrady March 11, 2016

    “My perfect night? Tape of the 2009 Chatanooga State Community College workouts and a bowl of grape nuts”

  4. V March 11, 2016

    Hey, I liked Jue…he was awesome…he hit the players club bout a month or two.

  5. Skinny March 11, 2016

    “Adrian Klemm is a really good guy.”

  6. Howard March 11, 2016

    TT: How may I help you?
    Total Packer: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your ghostly white fucking cheeks. Then you and ginger gap tooth can get me a fucking Super Bowl team. A fucking Tight end, a fucking Inside linebacker, a fucking running back, a fucking nose tackle, four fucking offensive linemen, and a fucking punter!
    TT : I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.
    Total Packer: And I really don’t care for the way you and the ginger left me in the middle of fucking several playoff runs with fucking tickets for a fucking team that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking go through a fucking season and one or two fucking playoff game to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking Lombardi…right…fucking…now.
    TT: Do you have your stock certificate?
    Total Packer: No
    TT: Oh No.
    Total Packer: Oh no what.
    TT: Your Fucked!

    1. Empacador March 12, 2016

      Ha ha ha! That was awesome, knew it was from that movie immediately!

  7. PF4L March 11, 2016

    $9.84? Even with the coupon?

  8. PF4L March 12, 2016

    “So…your telling me free agency started already?”

  9. Tuson Packer March 12, 2016

    “Screw sponsorships! I can wear whatever hat I want, that’s how we roll in Green Bizzy dawg” -Hands F.A. pen to sign new deal

  10. Tuson Packer March 12, 2016

    *then Ted peels out in the parking lot, does a doughnut and leaves

  11. Phillthy March 12, 2016

    I’ll trade ya uuuhhhh…*looks around* 3 ketchup packets,.37 cents, and this steering wheel cover for a sixth rounder….c’mon man I need a couple extra draft picks

  12. Andrew Hetzel March 13, 2016

    I am the guy that put these “memes” together. I am fine with Ted’s approach to building the team. I actually posted a tweet that explained that I put these together simply to have a little fun during the free agency period – I make fun of everything, to include the staunch Ted defenders. Could Ted go after a few 2nd/3rd tier free agents from time to time? Sure he could…but his foundation for building the team is solid. Some of these other teams play GM like it’s fantasy football. #gopacko

    1. PF4L March 13, 2016

      It’s “gopackgo”

  13. gort March 14, 2016

    These were transactions that f’d up their teams for a while.
    Saints give up everything to trade up to get Ricky Williams.
    Vikings trade everything to get Herschel Walker.
    Packers trade for John Hadl.
    Don’t make stupid and expensive decisions. Yeah, we all want the Pack to win the Super Bowl, but getting close is better than 6 & 10 or worse.

  14. elafave March 14, 2016

    Gotta’ love the “typo correction retard squad”. Obviously the dude who made those memes knows what it is. “GO PACK GO” and obviously he knows a little about the area. Someone a little jealous of this dude PFAIL? You just seem to love trying to be sand in the surf wax. You’re fuckin’ annoying. Stop jumping on any fucking reason you can to try to agitate people. You’re coming off like a 5 year old.