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Donald Trump at a Packers Game?

Donald Trump in Wisconsin

We doubt Donald Trump knows anything about running a country, but he knows plenty about pandering to the locals. What gets people in Wisconsin fired up? Well, the Green Bay Packers, of course!

Trump had a campaign stop in Appleton on Wednesday and told the assembled that if he wins the Wisconsin primary, he’ll go to a Packers game.

More importantly…

Yes, it’s true. The only thing I like about Trump is his wife and daughter.

More so, the daughter, Ivanka. See what I’m saying?

Ivanka Trump

Some people, of course, lapped this right up like the sheep they are (not her, Trump going to a Packers game, but yeah, I’d lap her right the fuck up).

Other people were not impressed.

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. Trump is not really going to come to a Packers game, regardless of what happens.

Let’s not pretend he’s one of the boys. Guys like Donald Trump don’t go to football games. They buy football teams and then sit in their owner’s box to watch the games.

Donald will not be throwing on a parka and sitting up in the 600s with you.

That’s not a could-happen scenario, especially when you throw the wife and daughter into the mix.

Just remember that when you vote for Trump and are waiting around for him to show up at a Packers game.

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Mordecai Jones

Mordecai is a writer living in Los Angeles. He primarily writes screenplays, but also does crap like this because GREEN BAY PACKERS, baby!

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9 Comments

  1. Chad Lundberg March 30, 2016

    Dear God…. sigh

  2. g March 30, 2016

    Chris christy’s fat ass

  3. MMTTDCSUCK March 30, 2016

    Fuck Trump. Fascist Oligarch.

  4. icebowl March 30, 2016

    Mein Führer hat gesprochen…

  5. Phatgzus March 30, 2016

    Well, there’s the final nail in the coffin for me. Pretty sure he couldn’t step foot on the hallowed ground without turning into a pile of ashes with a comb-over anyway.

  6. tequila March 31, 2016

    FUCK THIS GUY. I don’t know why but he’s like Jay Cutler’s dad to me.

  7. Chad Lundberg March 31, 2016

    If it means the Packers win, Im all for it. Maybe he’ll drink all the visiting team’s gatorade. Plus everything else.

  8. Allan D Murphy March 31, 2016

    If you come it will be as a looser !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. MMK March 31, 2016

    Fuck him.