Greatest Packers-Related Headline Ever?

The words elude me.

Kewaunee County cow cast in Packers movie.

That right there is one of the headlines of the Kewaunee County Star, which appears to be folded into the Green Bay Press-Gazette online, but we assume is a stand-alone newspaper in print. The Press-Gazette, however, did run the same story last week.

We just found it today, however.

I honestly have no idea what any of this, including the movie, is about. I was too busy being doubled over from laughter, I couldn’t read any further.

Only in Wisconsin, people. Only in Wisconsin.