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Eddie Lacy’s Task: Drop 30 Pounds

Eddie Lacy

We know the Green Bay Packers want running back Eddie Lacy to lose weight. Coach Mike McCarthy was more than happy to tell the assembled media that after the season ended.

Now we know how much.

Thirty pounds.

That right there is not an unsubstantial amount of weight.

In fact, that makes Lacy one fat bastard. He must have rolls of dulap everywhere.

Maybe too much time playing video games and eating burgers from Kroll’s?

I guess the good news here is, Lacy is taking this seriously. There have been all kinds of questions about his commitment to football since the season ended.

Those questions aren’t going to go away overnight. Everyone is going to need to see some action.

Your move, fat ass.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Zwoeger February 1, 2016

    Not so dificult to attain. I lost 40 pounds in 5 months after discovering high blood pressure ( probably caused by MM’s coaching style ) 2 years ago simply by eating less and drinkin much less alcohol and walking/cycling 5 days a week.

    1. Phatgzus February 1, 2016

      Except Lacy’s weight isn’t a result of drinking too much fucking budweiser and he already does a whole helluva lot more exercise than walking 5 times a week.

      1. Phatgzus February 1, 2016

        He also only has 4 months to work it off, not gonna be nearly as easy as you think it is, he’s gonna have to work his ass off, as he should.

  2. Remedy February 1, 2016

    No more china food for fatass

  3. Jschizl February 1, 2016

    Steroid weight cutter contract year why not

  4. Bobby d February 1, 2016

    The fat fuck will lose the weight because his agent drew him a picture of 7000 pizzas he’ll be able to afford when he becomes the comeback player of the year and gets a new contract. After the ink dries, he’ll be back on Whoppers, KFC, milkshakes and video games. The guy was honest….said he was not a football fan, but Teddy the fruitcake wouldn’t listen.

  5. campack February 1, 2016

    I have an idea, why don’t fat fuck Mike drop a couple tons. for some inspirational support.

    1. PF4L February 2, 2016

      There’s an idea. Maybe they should have a friendly bet on who can lose more weight. friendly bet, as in like $25,000.

      Time to get serious.

      1. geopack February 2, 2016

        They can do it publicly on The Biggest Loser. Maybe they’ll be favorites, like Driver on Dancing With the Stars.

  6. Big Gay Clay February 1, 2016

    Let’s go Eddie!

  7. He’ll lose the weight, the hopes will be high, then he’ll blow out a knee in camp and we’ll have no backup plan. We’ll be back to running back by committee. I hope not!

  8. rebelgb February 2, 2016

    Yet once again we can point to an outright lie by the Packer coaching staff when we were told that Eddie Lacy “is in shape”, is “not overweight” and that the Packers “have no concern over Eddie Lacy’s weight”.

    It has gotten to the point with NFL coaching staffs, ESPECIALLY Mike Mccarthys, that we are to regard them no different as US Politicians, we expect them to lie to us and are somehow ok with it.

  9. stickman February 4, 2016

    “Drop 30 pounds”, how about the lard ass drops 50 pds? That would get him down to around 230. In last weeks post (picture) of him running against Lion`s players, he looked as big as #92. I think #92 plays D-line.