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Damarious Randall Involved in Drug Incident

Damarious Randall

When will these guys learn?

Green Bay Packers cornerback Damarious Randall was involved in a drug incident with a former Arizona State teammate over the weekend. Randall was driving a car that was stopped for not having visible plates.

Guess what the police found inside.

A strong oder of marijuana.

That led to the arrest of Houston Texans receiver Jaelen Strong, the aforementioned college teammate.

Strong admitted to having marijuana without a medical card. He gave police a cigar box with three marijuana cigarettes inside.

Strong was booked into Scottsdale jail and later released. Police say Randall and the other individual were released at the scene.

The good news is Randall wasn’t charged with anything.

Who wants to bet he’ll be getting a random drug test real soon, though?

The bad news is Randall demonstrated some poor judgment to put himself in that situation to begin with and he most certainly will be on the league’s radar now.

Joseph Bonham

Joseph is a fiction writer when he isn't doing this. In his spare time he likes to do manly things like drink beer and procreate.



  1. Big Gay Clay February 29, 2016

    Damn already? I mean smoke it up buddy but do it at home…

    1. Savage57 February 29, 2016

      No shit. Talk about ign’nt.

      “You got any weed?”
      “Let’s go drive around, what could go wrong?”

  2. Kato February 29, 2016


  3. John smith February 29, 2016

    The packers off season is starting to look like the seahawks and the cowboys as of late. Lol.

  4. Dave The Lions Fan February 29, 2016

    Wow. This is karma at its finest. I can remember writers and fans on this site making fun of Lions players when they were getting arrested and in trouble off of the field. Now it seems like every other week a Slackers player is getting busted for one thing or another.

    First all of the off field issues start up and then the losing follos. Rodgers continues to waste his career in GB. When he leaves, the Slackers will be trash. I can’t wait for that day to come.


    1. Savage57 February 29, 2016

      The other night I was fucking the nastiest skank I ever boned. After I pulled out and was blowing my load all over her face, she gargled through the jizz-stream, “but what will my retarded son, who posts on TotalPackers as Dave The Lions Fan think?”

      Then she started crying.


    2. Ferris February 29, 2016

      Wasted career in Green Bay?…Let us review wasted careers…Barry Sanders….Calvin Johnson..Herman Moore…Jason Hanson, if not for the Browns the Lions would have no comparison in futility.

    3. Tuson Packer March 1, 2016

      Dave, go clean the cobwebs out of that still EMPTY Super Bowl trophy case. What a waste of an entire franchise you have to go with an absolute Nation-wide consensus of your equally pathetic and under performing city of Detroit.

  5. John D February 29, 2016

    3 joints, 3 guys… Just eat them. For the kind of contracts these guys have, this should be a no-brainer. Talk to the cops, then head to someone’s house for the night and ride out the buzz.

  6. Packer Bob February 29, 2016

    Thanks, Ted. Another 1st round bust.

  7. Osseo, WI February 29, 2016

    Dave, the packers will never be as low as the lowly detroilet lions. Hope your moms ok tho

  8. Tuson Packer March 1, 2016

    Hey , this is ASU we’re talking about. You all should be lucky he is’t riddled with a plethora of STD’s from his exposure to that campus and its history of “accomplishment” Go Cats.

    Anyway though you all need to understand how AZ and especially PHX (Scottsdale) try to do EVERYTHING possible to be different from California. Just to do so. Weed is one of the things cracked down extra hard here just because we can.

    -To send a message that 3 joints and not-quite-clearly visible enough (matter of opinion) license plates are now the biggest threats to our community we must be doing all right.

  9. Phillthy March 1, 2016

    Haha Tucson Packer I would’ve said the same thing being a fellow Arizonian. Also fork em Sun Devils buddy.