We’re going to take a moment just to laugh at this right here.
That photo was taken by and published in the Green Bay Press-Gazette late last week. It was taken during a public meeting to discuss the Green Bay Packers’ plans for the Titletown District and how that will affect neighboring businesses and residents. You know who has a residence in that neighborhood?
If you guessed “Fence Painter,” then you’re a winner!
In case you were wondering, this guy doesn’t only paint his fence with some Packers-related slogan and wear some sort of fence/paint-related headgear to Packers’ games, he wears that shit EVERYWHERE.
Because he’s the Fence Painter! And everyone must know!
“Sorry, honey. You can’t come with me. This event is in an auditorium and the Fence Painter headgear takes up three seats by itself. Gotta wear the headgear! I’m the Fence Painter!”
That thing must be a bitch getting in and out of your car and shower with, bro.
Yeah, we estimate that’s how far this has gone.
This guy isn’t even the original fence painter. I remember hearing on the radio that he’s one of the copycat fence painters, or that he bought the house that the original guy owned and now he runs around with that stupid hat begging for attention everywhere he goes. “Sweatshirt sale at shopko hall? Non football related event in the atrium? Better show up with my four foot long hat and goofy overalls, because what would people do without me.”
My friend told me that ole Fency getting was drunk and cocky in the parking lot once during a game and someone jacked him in the face.
Maybe this guy can be our new head coach/GM when they get rid of MM and TT.
Still worth more than Packers stock I’d imagine.