Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a new State Farm commercial.
Although maybe it isn’t that new. I saw it for the first time on Saturday, but it has been on YouTube for a month. It’s possible that I have either been too drunk or masturbating too much during commercial breaks of Packers’ games for the past month to notice.
At any rate, that is not the point.
The point is we learn so much in this spot! Primarily, we learn about Rodgers’ tormenter.
You know, the fat guy with the Jewfro.
We learn that he pretty much only says “Discount Double Check.” We learn that he’s a surgeon — go figure!! We learn that at one time he was involved in some high-profile legal proceedings, perhaps even a Congressional hearing. We learn that he is married.
Also, he always wears a fucking cheesehead and that can only mean he’s from and still lives in Wisconsin.