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Vikings Fan Made to Look Painfully Stupid

Adrian Peterson fumble

Hey, it’s not hard to make Minnesota Vikings fans look stupid. They usually do that all on their own, but this moron right here got completely obliterated earlier this week.

On Monday, this tool called into Colin Cowherd’s show and tried to tell Cowherd that the Seahawks just got lucky in beating the Vikings a day earlier.

Well, Colin was having none of that nonsense.

It starts with Vikings fan Adam saying, “Yeah, I just want to say you’re nuts if you don’t think Seattle got lucky there. Our defense had them crushed.”

And by the way, that’s completely typical Vikings fan bravado.

“We’ve got the greatest team ever! We just somehow have never won anything, but we’re still the greatest!”

Anyway, Cowherd destroys this moron. Here are just a few of the choice tidbits, my favorite being this first one.

“You don’t get an opinion. You’re a Vikings fan. You don’t get a strong opinion. You haven’t earned it. You’re the Vikings. That organization and that area is dominated by Green Bay.”

That pretty much sums up what I’ve felt every time any mouth-breathing, Hormel chili-stained asshole Vikings fan has ever opened their mouth.

After that, Colin started talking about the game.

“You averaged two yards per rush with Adrian Peterson at home in a weather condition that favors you. Seattle averaged double that with their fourth-string running back.”

And…

“You lost because you have a second-tier quarterback. You don’t have a quarterback who can make a play. You couldn’t score a touchdown. You’re a fanboy. Four hours of football, you couldn’t, at home with a weather advantage, score a single touchdown. That’s why you lost.”

Oh man, is it glorious!

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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17 Comments

  1. Cliff January 14, 2016

    Oh man, this is classic. This definitely sums up the fans in Minnesota. They act like they deserve some kind of praise every year and it’s the same result over and over and over again every time. True Denial of a crappy organization. Just wait until the new stadium is complete and they think that’s going to propel them to a championship, it will be a bunch of revitalized fist pumping idiots all over the place.

  2. Jschizl January 14, 2016

    I hate the Vikings more than every other team except Ellen DeGeneres AnD the seattle bitch pigeons. Vikings choke every year just wish seachickens were not beneficiary.

    1. Big Gay Clay January 14, 2016

      Ellen is a Packer fan btw.

    2. MMTTDCSUCK January 14, 2016

      Why the animus for DeGeneres? She is actually a very good person. I’ll go along with the Vikings and those fucktard Seahawks though. Walsh missing a 10 yarder? that sucked for us and them . . . this kind of shit still re-opens the dialogue for the NFL being fixed . . . Walsh is a very competent kicker. Making long ones look easy all day in horrible weather, just to blow a short chip shot?

      1. Big Gay Clay January 14, 2016

        I guess Walsh will be the only one that knows!

      2. Phatgzus January 14, 2016

        Ellen DeGeneres=Pete Carroll…

  3. Big Gay Clay January 14, 2016

    I mean they should have won that game. The Viking shank at the end made me believe in the possibility that the NFL is rigged. Walsh is a very accurate kicker and made harder field goals the whole game and then misses one that I could make? Sounds fishy to me. Lets be real though, more people would rather see Seattle vs. Carolina than Minnesota vs. Carolina. The Viking fan base is very small.

    1. Howard January 14, 2016

      It would have been Packers vs Carolina if Vikings had won.

      1. Big Gay Clay January 14, 2016

        Whoops my bad forgot about that. One too many doobies this morning…. Still who the fuck would want to see the Vikings play in the playoffs besides people in Minne? No one gives a fuck about those asshats, that team has no personality.

  4. BZ January 14, 2016

    I respect Colin Cowherd’s opinion much more than I did previously. He was 100% correct in everything he said. 2 yards per rush. Weather advantage. Fanyboy. Couldn’t score a touchdown. Area dominated by GB. Second tier QB. All true that.

    Viqueen Asshats.

  5. cd4packers January 14, 2016

    It’s true. Vikings fans think their shit don’t stink…And this is why I became a Packers fan relatively young. I made up my mind in high school that the Vikings would forever be losers, even though half my family supported them. Growing up in Montana, you get to pick your favorite team. I picked the Packers. But sometimes I think the Packers picked me. I can’t quit them. Not that I would ever want to. I’ve been very angry with them at times. Especially, when they let Favre go. I know, It was probably time. But I wasn’t ready for it and neither were a lot of Packers fans at that time. I finally came around and learned to like Rodgers. I still think he has a ways to go though.

    1. packtat87 January 14, 2016

      We all get angry and emotional at them. That’s what makes this sport great. Every single weekend matters throughout the season since it’s so short. Not like baseball where they have 150 something games and none of them ever seem that important.

  6. Jschizl January 14, 2016

    There is a meme out the that compares Pete Carroll to ellen DeGeneres. Good for her if she likes the Packers. I just think its funny. Pete Carrol is a tool. That’s my only point. Funny now covers got away from liberal espn and is abetter analyst but Skip Bayless and Smith or keep there jobs

  7. Jschizl January 14, 2016

    Cowherd

  8. Cheese January 14, 2016

    This site should be renamed “that on time on Colin Cowherd….”

  9. Detritus the Wretch January 14, 2016

    “Our defense out had them crushed” sounds like a Viking fan. This guys mom probably still dresses him.

  10. Viking March 25, 2016

    You need to just take in account you guys suck!!!!!!! You and your little team of yours rely on Aron and we rely on ourselves