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This Year’s Pro Bowl Officially Reached Joke Status When…

Teddy Bridgewater

When I saw this headline right here on Monday evening.

Teddy Bridgewater Pro Bowl

Yeah, that’s right. The NFL’s all-star game will now have good old Ted Butthole playing quarterback for one of the teams.

Let’s do a quick review of Butthole’s 2015 stats — 3,231 yards, 14 touchdowns, 9 interceptions.

There is only one world in which Teddy Bridgewater is one of the league’s best — a Minnesota Vikings fan’s wet dream.

I mean, look, those stats would be great… if this were fucking 1972!

This sham of a game needs to be done away with. Whatever few dollars the league makes off it damages the shred of integrity they have left.

Ted Butthole a Pro Bowler…

Pffft.

I bet we can’t even find a Vikings fan that would say this is right and they’re ALL delusional.

Please join me in boycotting this sham by not tuning in.

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11 Comments

  1. Kato January 26, 2016

    In other news, Eddie lacy is doing p90x

  2. Shaun January 26, 2016

    It’s real simple, Eddie. Put down the cheeseburger and fries, pick up a chicken breast and some veggies, start doing speed drills and become the monster that you should be…

  3. Jschizl January 26, 2016

    Fuck even Jeff Janis is in the pro bowl now

  4. Feck January 26, 2016

    4th best QB in the NFC North.

    1. Skinny January 26, 2016

      5th best, I would put Hundley over Bridgewater right now.

  5. Andy January 26, 2016

    The way the pro-bowl looks this year, Christian Ponder will get a call up next

  6. acampbell January 26, 2016

    Almost as big of a joke as Matthews and Kuhn making it!!

  7. Howard January 26, 2016

    Hopefully the Vikings have to pay teddy extra for making the pro bowl.

  8. Jschizl January 26, 2016

    What sucks is this is like the Super Bowl for Vikings fans.

  9. Savage57 January 27, 2016

    This year’s Pro Bowl officially reached joke status when…

    …they announced it.

  10. the real jeff ircink January 27, 2016

    the pro bowl has been a joke for years – not sure where you’ve all been. and i agree that bridgewater going is funny…but i thought AR’s selection was just as laughable.