When I saw this headline right here on Monday evening.
Yeah, that’s right. The NFL’s all-star game will now have good old Ted Butthole playing quarterback for one of the teams.
Let’s do a quick review of Butthole’s 2015 stats — 3,231 yards, 14 touchdowns, 9 interceptions.
There is only one world in which Teddy Bridgewater is one of the league’s best — a Minnesota Vikings fan’s wet dream.
I mean, look, those stats would be great… if this were fucking 1972!
This sham of a game needs to be done away with. Whatever few dollars the league makes off it damages the shred of integrity they have left.
Ted Butthole a Pro Bowler…
I bet we can’t even find a Vikings fan that would say this is right and they’re ALL delusional.
Please join me in boycotting this sham by not tuning in.