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The Vikings’ Stupid Fucking Horn Broke

You know that annoying sound you hear when the Packers play at the Minnesota Vikings?

No, I’m not talking about the low din of ignorance you get when you gather 30,000 mouth breathers in one place. I’m talking about that annoying fucking horn they blare before the game and every time those losers score a touchdown.

Well, that piece of shit is fucking dead.

Don’t worry, though.

These fucking shitbirds rolled out another one.

Seems like a sign, though.

Idiothorn dead. Vikings dead.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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24 Comments

  1. David January 10, 2016

    Laces out Dan!

  2. Kato January 10, 2016

    Broke just like they did at the end of the game. Brought back grand memories of Gary Anderson. Too bad their failure came at the hands of an even more hated team

    1. PF4L January 10, 2016

      I know right, i didn’t root for either of them…lol

  3. icebowl January 10, 2016

    The broken horn was an omen ….
    C-H-O-K-E !
    A lot of missed opportunities – friggin CheatHawks paid off the kicker !

  4. ferris January 10, 2016

    Looks like next season for the Viking Superbowl victory. Gotta say though I’m not sure which of these two teams I dislike more. Packers may lose in the playoffs again but at least now they are not the Bengals. How many suicides of drunk fans dressed in Orange were there last night? Thanks Adam and Vontez you may have equaled the NFC Championship meltdown. Teddy may miss on some picks and never sign free agents, but does not employ guys like those 2.

  5. PackAttack January 10, 2016

    Holy SHIT!!! I’ve never seen a choke that bad……oh wait….1998. Nice fucking AP you fucking loser. Wow this organization is just overwhelmed with losers and chokes.

  6. icebowl January 10, 2016

    That missed FG was strange – after the guy makes two from 40+ yds ….

    Brings to mind a post from “Let’s Pretend the Packers Beat Washington for a Moment…”

    #43 written by MMTTDCSUCK
    01/04/2016 – 9:03 pm

    “So here is a stretch for all you posters on here, What if, just for shits sake, what if this current football game that we have all grown up to love so much is nothing but a sham? Like WWF or whatever . . . where only a handful of players are in the know. ……. Most certainly fantasy, but it explains it most comfortably to me as another possibility for the abysmal play by the Packers. I believe these games and this league to be fixed for profit by the gambling elite. I am seriously considering not watching the NFL anymore.”

    Sub Viqueens for Packers ….

  7. Shawn January 10, 2016

    Vikings are the biggest chokers in sports history. It always amazes me when I see Viking fans. One would logically think they would have none left. Proof that people define reality by misery.

  8. icebowl January 10, 2016

    When was the last time all road teams won in the wildcard round ???

  9. Chris Restivo January 10, 2016

    Faggot dickheads wait till next season when we beat dat ass twice.

    1. ferris January 10, 2016

      Yeah next season. No the season after that…infinity.Go drink some more and beat your kids.

      1. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey January 10, 2016

        Chris Restivo is a developmentally disabled young man who lives with his grandmother. Don’t encourage or enable him by responding to his attempts at trolling.

  10. PF4L January 10, 2016

    WWF? Yea, that’s quite a stretch.

    In other news, concerning one of a few NFL players that i truly detest the sight of. A reporter asked A P if he thinks anyone on the Seahawks can stop him. A P said no. So lets take a look at this self proclaimed unbeatable monster.

    Vikings vs Seattle Week 11. 8 carries, 18 yards

    Vikings vs Seattle today. 23 carries for 45 yards. Plus 1 fumble resulting in a field goal, deciding the game and helping the vikings to a quick exit from the playoffs.

    Keep talking A P….Maybe tell us for a 3rd time how you’re also going to rush for 2500 yards, you child beating p o s.

    1. PF4L January 11, 2016

      Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 16h16 hours ago
      “Coming back for this next season, it will probably be one of my best seasons ever.” – @AdrianPeterson

      1. PF4L January 11, 2016

        Its always about him…lmao.

  11. Woodbury January 10, 2016

    When the season comes down to rooting for Vikings failures, that says it all.

  12. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey January 10, 2016

    I hope Zimmer cuts a switch and lashes AP’s nutsack til it bleeds.

    1. ferris January 10, 2016

      He has to make The Child Beater pick his own switch though.

  13. MMK January 10, 2016

    Dude it’s not even just touchdowns anymore they blast that stupid shit after ever routine tackle. Befitting a team with nothing to get excited about. Fuck them.

  14. Rambo January 10, 2016

    Yup that song is playing in duck duck duck fuck land! Do the “Choka Polka” Good luck Packers versus AZ!

  15. Fritz January 10, 2016

    Saw their broken dome to go with the horn. Looks like a giant capsized hull that got caught in a hurricane.

    Well anyway they got a taste of what the old vikes could play like before they went indoors circa ’70. Won’t be enjoying any more of that after this year!

    4 a long long time!

  16. Phatgzus January 11, 2016

    “No, I’m not talking about the low din of ignorance you get when you gather 30,000 mouth breathers in one place.”

    Nicely done.

  17. Crackerja March 13, 2018

    Leave it to those stupid Viking administrators to fuck up a good thing (Keenan) for a qualified loser in Cousins. The queens, think like retards are a excellent match for jack-pine savages fans and popagander spreading sportscasters that every year predict Vikings are the envy of all NFL fans and will be in playoffs. 56 years, and those losers still can’t win the Super Bowl, End Of Time will come before they will!crackerjack