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Just in Time, Ragnar is a Packers Fan

You know we’ve never thought much of Ragnar. Anyone who would voluntarily serve as the mascot of those shit stain Minnesota Vikings is obviously a real turd himself.

This season was (mostly) a Ragnar-free year though.

The Vikings decided they no longer needed a mascot — presumably because their brand of football is so memorable (hahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!) — and Ragnar’s contract wasn’t reupped.

What followed was a lot of public stupidity, but what else would you expect from a bunch of assholes like the Vikings?

At any rate, Ragnar never got his job back, despite publicly begging for it. And now, Ragnar (who is from Wisconsin, by the way) has said fuck it.

We get it. You’re still pissed.

However, you made your bed. Now you get to sleep in it.

And by the way, you too can suck a fucking dick, Randy Moss. How your illiterate ass has a job as an analyst, we’ll never know.

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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7 Comments

  1. PF4L January 3, 2016

    I wonder if Randy Moss yells at and berates the caterer’s that bring food to the Fox studios.

    How he was offered a job is beyond me, this guy has proven to be dickhead A-Z his whole career.

  2. Cheese January 3, 2016

    Fourth quarter and the Packers have 3 points. Ragnar might want to rethink this through. This offense is a steaming pile of dog shit.

  3. Lynn Fuckin' Dickey January 3, 2016

    Fire MM, this team fucking sucks and it’s because of systemic issues. Players don’t have any confidence in their leadership or eachother. McCarthy is the most overrated coach in the league, and he has lost the lockerroom and the reigning MVP. Time to hit the road Mike, you’re a lucky Jim Tomsula.

  4. K January 3, 2016

    fuck ragnar

  5. Kato January 3, 2016

    Quite possibly the worst packers team since 2008. Maybe since 2006. Rodgers, what the hell was that pick supposed to be? I can’t even believe this is the worst packers offense since 91?? I literally couldn’t stop laughing at the dink and dunk passes 1-2 yards down the field that was their “functioning” offense. They are going to be plastered by the redskins next weekend

    1. Shawn January 3, 2016

      All true. I was also yelling sarcastically at the TV after every 2-3 yard pass. Is that really our passing offense now?
      For most of this game, I was annoyed that I was missing out on watching something else.

  6. MMK January 3, 2016

    Excited to see how the consummate cheerleaders on this site handle the loss!