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James Jones is the Best, Man!

Monty McMahon by Monty McMahon
January 8, 2016
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James Jones hoodie

You guys have been wasting your time making John Kuhn your cult hero. James Jones is where it’s at, man!

James Jones is the shit for these three reasons alone.

  1. He’ll wear a fucking mock turtleneck whether it’s 80 degrees outside or 10.
  2. He alerted the entire NFL that you can indeed wear a goddam hoodie under your uniform.
  3. Every time he opens his mouth, man… you just never know what’s going to come out or whether it’s going to make a lick of sense!

Mic. Drop.

Some people have made the argument that James Jones has been the Green Bay Packers’ best receiver this season. We see no argument.

He led the team in yardage, with 890, and yards per catch, with 17.8. Both of those are career highs for a dude that’s 31.

Jones also added eight touchdowns.

Somehow none of these other assclowns could get open, but James Fucking Jones could get open this year.

At any rate, I have sung the praises of Old Man Jones enough. Here’s the shit I love and a perfect example of No. 3, above.

In an article about how Jones would love to finish his career in Green Bay (but doesn’t expect to), Jim had this to say about his next foray into free agency.

“I just love playing football, man. I still feel like I’ve got a lot of football left in me. But we’ll see. I’ve hit free agency twice and gotten the back end of the stick twice. Hopefully this time I get at least the middle.”

Hopefully at least this time he gets the middle…

You sweet sonofabitch James Jones!

We hope you get the middle too, buddy!

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Comments 15

  1. Avatar for Dave The Lions Fan Dave The Lions Fan says:
    7 years ago

    The fact that this guy is the best receiver in the Packers this year is sad. Sad just like the HC and the GM and star QB Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers is on the decline. Enjoy him while he lasts.

    • Avatar for ferris ferris says:
      7 years ago

      But not as sad as being a Lions fan suffering year after year after year after year after year…..infinity. Call Wayne Fatass maybe he’ll coach that pile of pig shit again.

  2. Avatar for John smith John smith says:
    7 years ago

    James Jones made all their WR looked like shit this season. I swear, Cobb is overrated as fuck.

  3. Avatar for Ted Hawthorne Ted Hawthorne says:
    7 years ago

    Well, I called this one too. Before the beginning of the season I
    called for tightwad Ted to bring Jones back-that he would prove
    to be the Pack’s best receiver. Ted did, but for the wrong reasons.
    He only signed JJ because he (Ted) could pay him the minimum.
    Ted loves a bargain-whether the player can play or not. In JJ’s
    case he could, but had another team offered JJ one dollar more-TT
    would have balked. TT’s a first-class asshole, and Jones proved
    him wrong to have ever let him go in the first place. That said,
    Jones is NOT really a #1 receiver, so his numbers would have
    been even BETTER had cheap Ted replaced Jordy like he should
    have.

    • Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
      7 years ago

      Fkn A

  4. Avatar for Ted Hawthorne Ted Hawthorne says:
    7 years ago

    Let me add that this fuck,TT, lost the NFC Title game when he
    refused to resign JJ after the 2013 season. Just go back and
    look at the tape of this year’s defeat of Seattle in the second
    game of the year. Watch Jones get open for the TD on the
    first drive of the game. In the title game the Pack had to
    settle for 2 field goals on early drives with no Jones in the
    line-up. I believe he would have gotten open for at least one
    touchdown on those two drives. (After all, he only led the league
    in TD catches in 2012!) JJ knows how to get open when it counts.
    But having money in the bank is more important to cheap Ted.

  5. Avatar for PF4L PF4L says:
    7 years ago

    This guy, James Jones, is just a cool cat, good people. I detested when JJ left. that receiving core we had in 2011was sick. Could be be argued as the best wr group in NFL history. How do you go 15-1 with the leagues worse defense? Having Cobb, JJ, Jordy, and Finley, Jennings, Driver, catching balls from Aaron Rodgers. EPIC!!

    • Avatar for Ted Hawthorne Ted Hawthorne says:
      7 years ago

      Well said, PF4L. So what happened to our receiving corps
      and offense since then? Well, it’s important to remember
      that Ted Thompson believes the following: 1) receivers
      are a “dime a dozen” 2) no player over 30 is worth more
      than the minimum 3) anybody can catch the ball. Well,
      this fucker found out the hard way this year, and for
      that he should be canned. Never forget that Max McGee
      was 34 years old when he caught two TD passes to win
      the first Super Bowl.

  6. Avatar for cd4packers cd4packers says:
    7 years ago

    I love James Jones. I picked him up on my FF team add soon as he was dropped from the Giants. I knew GB would grab him and they did. I’m sure AR was thrilled. He is one of the few players I have confidence in at this point in time.

  7. Avatar for cd4packers cd4packers says:
    7 years ago

    Cobb is not ovetrated. There are many reasons why he is not performing up to par this year. I’m hoping he’ll get his mojo back SOON!

  8. Avatar for gort gort says:
    7 years ago

    I was happy when JJ left via free agency. He is no speedster and I seem to recall criticism that he dropped some “easy” catches. Boy was I wrong. This year he has been nothing but solid. Thank you James Jones, from Gort (aka a Packers owner). It is one whole share, but it still counts.

    • Avatar for Ted Hawthorne Ted Hawthorne says:
      7 years ago

      It’s not about speed, it’s about deception,shiftiness,
      smelling the opening. That’s Jones in the Red Zone.

  9. Avatar for ferris ferris says:
    7 years ago

    Mctubby says they will DEFINITELY FOR SURE WITHOUT QUESTION 100% play Janis and Abbrederis. It’s a lock…but then the game started and the personnel packages were not the ones for them blah blah blah blah. Get Adams off the field and take Cobb with him, it’s impossible to make the receivers worse.

  10. Avatar for Organicbuzz Organicbuzz says:
    7 years ago

    James will play big tomorrow. Go Pack Go!!!

  11. Avatar for Phatgzus Phatgzus says:
    7 years ago

    I love James Jones, man (*Ike Taylor voice*).

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