You guys have been wasting your time making John Kuhn your cult hero. James Jones is where it’s at, man!
James Jones is the shit for these three reasons alone.
- He’ll wear a fucking mock turtleneck whether it’s 80 degrees outside or 10.
- He alerted the entire NFL that you can indeed wear a goddam hoodie under your uniform.
- Every time he opens his mouth, man… you just never know what’s going to come out or whether it’s going to make a lick of sense!
Some people have made the argument that James Jones has been the Green Bay Packers’ best receiver this season. We see no argument.
He led the team in yardage, with 890, and yards per catch, with 17.8. Both of those are career highs for a dude that’s 31.
Jones also added eight touchdowns.
Somehow none of these other assclowns could get open, but James Fucking Jones could get open this year.
At any rate, I have sung the praises of Old Man Jones enough. Here’s the shit I love and a perfect example of No. 3, above.
In an article about how Jones would love to finish his career in Green Bay (but doesn’t expect to), Jim had this to say about his next foray into free agency.
“I just love playing football, man. I still feel like I’ve got a lot of football left in me. But we’ll see. I’ve hit free agency twice and gotten the back end of the stick twice. Hopefully this time I get at least the middle.”
Hopefully at least this time he gets the middle…
You sweet sonofabitch James Jones!
We hope you get the middle too, buddy!