Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy might have received the message this time.
After coach Mike McCarthy announced to the media that Lacy needed to lose weight for next season, how couldn’t he?
And McCarthy knows a thing or two about being a fat-ass, doesn’t he?
Now, word is Lacy could spend the offseason training with fitness guru Tony Horton.
Who is Tony Horton? I honestly had no idea and I feel like “fitness gurus” are a dime a fuckin’ dozen anyway, but I researched it for you.
Horton is responsible for P90X, which a workout program designed to whip your flabby ass into shape in 90 days. It’s available on DVD, so you know it’s a big deal.
Seriously, we’re not doubting the guy. He’s in his 50s, he’s ripped and he’s apparently trained a number of celebrities and athletes.
How did this come about?
Apparently, Horton was ambushed by TMZ and asked about Lacy. Horton said he would train Lacy and Lacy got in touch and started a discussion.
“The Packers will get him ready for the season. My job will be to get the weight off and help him eat better,” Horton said.
I can tell ya step one, Ed.
Stay out of the goddam buffet line!