Brolacher is Now Shilling Hair Restoration
You remember Brolacher.
He is former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, but we call him Brolacher because only a true bro has a barb wire armband tattoo.
It’s funny because Brolacher has some hair there. That photo obviously was taken very early in Brolacher’s career because he played most of his years with a cleanly-shaven head.
Apparently, that’s because he was going bald.
Which brings us to Brolacher’s surprise appearance on WGN this morning. It was a surprise not because he was there, but because he was there with full head of hair and then turned that into an opportunity to pitch the company that gave him that full head of hair.
— Brian Urlacher (@BUrlacher54) January 5, 2016
Not very bro, bra!
Frankly, we think Brolacher looks pretty ridiculous. No offense to a dude wanting to get his hair back, but Brolacher looks like Peyton Manning’s weirdo cousin.
Probably has a trip planned to Home Depot, tomorrow. Maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond.
Not very metal, bro! Not like that sweet-ass barb wire armband, bro!