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Brolacher is Now Shilling Hair Restoration

You remember Brolacher.

He is former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, but we call him Brolacher because only a true bro has a barb wire armband tattoo.

Brian Urlacher

It’s funny because Brolacher has some hair there. That photo obviously was taken very early in Brolacher’s career because he played most of his years with a cleanly-shaven head.

Apparently, that’s because he was going bald.

Which brings us to Brolacher’s surprise appearance on WGN this morning. It was a surprise not because he was there, but because he was there with full head of hair and then turned that into an opportunity to pitch the company that gave him that full head of hair.

Not very bro, bra!

Frankly, we think Brolacher looks pretty ridiculous. No offense to a dude wanting to get his hair back, but Brolacher looks like Peyton Manning’s weirdo cousin.

Probably has a trip planned to Home Depot, tomorrow. Maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond.

Not very metal, bro! Not like that sweet-ass barb wire armband, bro!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.


1 Comment

  1. Cheese January 5, 2016

    Peyton Manning’s weirdo cousin lol