And it’s not even about pad level!
No, if you’d like to have a laugh, keep reading. If not — if you want some real serious football stuff — then get the hell out of here right now. You and your tightly-clenched butthole will NOT enjoy this.
I was just minding my business earlier today, when this came across my desk — Madden Glitch Allowed Rams Defender To Dry Hump Packers Player.
That’s a headline, mind you. It still makes me laugh when I read it.
“I wonder what this glitch is about. I must investigate!” I said to myself.
Turns out, it’s exactly as described.
So there you have that.
And then there’s this.
What the hell is that?
That’s Uproxx redesigning the Green Bay Packers logo as Shawn’s boy Donald Trump.
They did it for every NFL logo and they’re mostly Trump’s face inserted into the logo in one way or another, but as you can see, some of them are just the combover.
Because, yeah, that’s a totally normal hairstyle, Don.
Fuck Trump. Repugnant human to say the least. Spoiled trust fund brat, has no idea what kind of shit he is stirring up around the world. A fucking idiot.
What about obummer referring to ISIS as the JV team. Or the “video” that caused the Benghazi attacks and killed 4 Americans.
You’re such a fucking tool.
Tool? I think you were too kind.
Go Trump go.
You’re probably one of those Harradin Clinton lovers. I think Trump running for President is about as big a joke as it gets, but you’d probably rather see a woman who let 4 Americans get killed become president instead, which is even more despicable. I feel like taking a hot shower for saying, but I’d vote for Trump before I ever let that Harradin become president.
And how many did “W” get killed in Iraq? Costing us what $2 trillion?
Why are you giving this shitstain free publicity?
I’m giving you and your ad impression revenue a week off. It’s not me, it’s you. Maybe you’ll have an actual football story in eight days.
Why is it supposedly straight men enjoy watching other men (in this case computer animated men) dry hump each other?
‘Mercia, fuck yeah!!
Politics & Packers don’t mix…