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Andrew Quarless, Ladies and Gentlemen…

Andrew Quarless

Boy, the words elude me…

That’s our boy Andrew Quarless there in the Miami Beach Police Department in early July, after he was arrested for unlawfully discharging a firearm. It’s not his mug shot.

That’s right here.

Andrew Quarless mugshot

The top photo is just God’s Gifts demonstrating that he has to go to the bathroom.


Well, that’s what his attorney would have you believe.

Quarless’ attorney, Edward O’Donnell, said his client was not showing disrespect; he probably just had to urinate. He said the Miami Beach police would not have tolerated such a sign of defiance.

That’s from the Journal Sentinel, which acquired several photos and the initial 911 call from the incident.

This particular photo is the most interesting part of what they’ve gathered, however.

Gifts. Thuggin’ it up!

Tell us one more time about “Packer People” or the “Packer Way,” won’t you, Ted?

It was announced that Gifts would get off with probation in the case, last week. He also began practicing last week, after spending a stint on short-term injured reserve.

Maybe he can do some crotch-grabbing on the field this week. We can only hope.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. The Money Mike December 8, 2015


  2. Brad December 8, 2015

    Maybe he has an itch…

  3. David December 8, 2015

    Public Service Announcement.

    Maybe he’s clearing up the misconception that Gods Gifts aren’t actually his arms? Certainly none of the Gifts are from the neck up.

  4. Steve Jobs December 8, 2015

    David beat me to that comment. Ditto.

  5. Eduardo December 8, 2015

    “Typical” is all that comes to mind. And you know what I mean.

  6. Howard December 8, 2015

    I thought the press conference video and photo of Kapernic after the Packer loss had punk written all over it. Well this photo ranks right up there. At least Quarless can use the excuse he is under the influence of something. Still a punk though. Has Quarless done anything productive for the Packers this year?

    Maybe the NFL should look at making some money and produce a calendar with a new NFL player punk photo for each month. I know of two months that would be covered.

  7. T. Jervey December 8, 2015

    Fuck it…if he can catch the football and run after the catch then I don’t give a fuck if he eats dick for breakfast. Lawrence Taylor was half drunk on Sunday AM’s and ate QB’s for lunch.

    1. Eduardo December 8, 2015

      We need more fans like you…NOT.

  8. Skinny December 8, 2015

    Ha, this is the photo the Packers will use to show their incoming rookie class at orientation about the high character guys they expect them to be.

  9. chaka December 8, 2015

    Cut this fool and re-sign Colt Lyerla.

  10. Salazar December 8, 2015


  11. Ben December 8, 2015

    In other Packer arrest news… Letroy Guion got his cash and truck back

  12. Cheese December 8, 2015

    Sweet math symbols on the inside of your elbows bro….

  13. CO Bob December 9, 2015