Well of Course it’s the Curse of Ditka!
The Green Bay Packers haven’t won a game since former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka walked out of that damn closet right there with that damn Packers sweater on.
THE CURSE OF DITKA!
At least that’s the narrative in Chicago, where they have no football team to speak of.
McDonald’s (vomit) introduced that Ditka spot two weeks ago. Bears fans were furious because HOW DARE HE!
Ditka called them idiots, but little did we know that while he was publicly disparaging those dopes, he was also weaving a dark voodoo spell that would doom the Green Bay Packers.
Ditka unleashed his commercial on the world and the Packers were embarrassed by the Broncos. Then they were embarrassed again a week later by the Panthers.