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Welcome Back, God’s Gifts!

Andrew Quarless' God's Gifts tattoos

The day you’ve been waiting for has finally arrived. The Green Bay Packers will get God’s Gifts himself back on the field today!

Coach Mike McCarthy said tight end Andrew Quarless, who had been on short-term injured reserve, will take part in Monday’s practice.

“I think the position has a lot to do with it. Him coming back is by design,” McCarthy said. “We wanted him to practice in pads. That will benefit him as much as anybody.”

As McCarthy alluded to, the Packers are practicing in pads today. Gifts hasn’t been through a padded practice since prior to his knee injury, which was in late September.

He’ll obviously have some rust to work off.

The Packers will have 21 days from today to determine whether or not they’ll activate Quarless. If they choose not to, they will either have to release him or put him on season-ending injured reserve.

Of course, we also expect Gifts to be suspended for waving a gun around and pretending to be a plant. So that complicates matters a bit.

Although Gifts is nothing more than an average player, literally anything is an improvement over DickRodge.

The sooner Gifts can join the active roster, the better.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. bob November 30, 2015

    Never thought I’d be so happy to see this fucker back on the field. I expect this to radically change our offense. We’re essentially removing a stump and replacing it with a tight end. Should be awesome!

  2. Big Gay Clay November 30, 2015

    He’s actually a good run blocker, definitely the best out of our TE.

  3. Big Gay Clay November 30, 2015

    And he plays with fire too

    1. K November 30, 2015

      and drops everything…. I’m certainly glad we have ample replacements for finley

  4. chaka November 30, 2015

    Our TE’s are awful. Should re-sign Colt Lyerla.

  5. Organicbuzz November 30, 2015

    He won’t do shit
    Never has never Will. Go Pack Go!!!

  6. John smith November 30, 2015

    Can’t be worst that faggat Rodgers

  7. RelampagoBlanco November 30, 2015

    If Lyerla was as good as he’s still being hyped, he’d be signed somewhere.

  8. Andy Pants December 1, 2015

    White Lightning, you’re right. 31 other NFL teams, and the entire CFL have ignored this loser, Lyerla. He plays rugby now, and not even for a respectable team (you know, like in Australia), no, he plays American rugby. I didn’t know it existed. And this is at least the second time I’ve seen somebody here recommend that the Packers sign him. It’s unbelievable.