Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips trolled the Green Bay Packers on Twitter, on Monday. We figured that was fine, since old Puddin’ and his boys just handed the Packers’ their own ass and said, “Would you like a side of go fuck yourself with that?”
Such is the nature of a beatdown.
The person or persons doing the beating get to say what they please. The person or persons receiving the beating get to shut the fuck up and plot their revenge.
Some people, apparently, were unaware of those rules.
Them and their weak-ass constitutions took offense.
So now old Puddin’ is taking it back, okay?
Wade Phillips on his chicken parm tweet that irked Packers fans: "I never mentioned the Packers anyway. All I said was cheese."
You see? It was just about cheese.
Not about the Packers.
Frankly, I am offended now. Cheese is delicious. And what has cheese ever done to you, Puddin’?
How dare you insult cheese! Take it back, mister!