You’re going to see a lot of Brett Favre clips this week. None of them will likely be anything like this Brett Favre clip.
This has been around for a while, but I was just introduced to it on Tuesday and let me tell you, it’s all kinds of glorious.
First of all, you’ve got a young Brett Favre here. He’s 23, which would mean this video is from 1992 or 1993, which was Favre’s first year (or right after it) with the Green Bay Packers.
You’ve also got the hardest-hitting-man in football, Chuck Cecil. Do you think that guy could even play today?
He’d rack up 10 fines per game for, you know, actually hitting receivers. It would be more lucrative for him to work construction.
What are they doing?
Well, Chuck and Brett are getting ripped, pouring booze straight out of the bottle into their mouths.
What else are they doing?
They’re watching some ladies dance.
Yes, the kind of ladies that remove clothing (don’t worry, it’s SFW).
Milwaukee’s finest, ladies and gentlemen!
Our guess is Brett and Chuck were invited to judge some sort of “dance” contest and they proceeded to get ripped and, we imagine, engage in a coke-fueled orgy with a bunch of strippers.
Not that we’re judging. I mean, who amongst us hasn’t engaged in a coke-feuled orgy with a bunch of strippers?
Oh, and we should also mention that Brett chants, “Hey, we want some p*ssy,” several times. So maybe don’t watch this if you’re still at work.
Can you imagine players taking part in something like this in today’s NFL?
Because fun is no longer allowed.