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That Stupid Ditka Curse is Over

At first, Chicago Bears fans were irate when former coach Mike Ditka appeared in a McDonald’s commercial wearing a Green Bay Packers sweater. Then the Packers lost three in a row.

Those three losses began when Ditka’s McDonald’s commercial first appeared. So then Bears fans — the idiots that they are — decided the Packers had been cursed by a Packers-sweater-wearing Mike Ditka.

The Curse of Ditka!

Well, what happened on Sunday?

The Packers won. Ditka also ditched the Packers sweater.

Maybe you missed it, but Ditka’s latest McDonald’s spot had him removing the Packers sweater to reveal a Bears sweater.

Ditka tosses the Packers gear aside, the Packers break their losing streak.




Interesting that he decided to end the curse the week before the Bears roll into town, wouldn’t you say?

Your stupid curse is looking real smart now, isn’t it Bears fans?!

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. I steal fish November 23, 2015

    sounds silly but I was happy as hell when I saw this after the pack won lol

  2. joe November 23, 2015

    He put the bears sweater on then they lost to denver….the bears still suck

  3. NachoDan November 23, 2015

    Or maybe it was just Aaron Rodgers sucking balls for three weeks?

  4. Phatgzus November 23, 2015

    As a fan of the BostonRed Sox since the day I could understand what sports were, I can’t help but laugh my ass off at anyone who considered this a legitimate curse.

    1. icebowl November 24, 2015

      Sox fan ?
      That explains a lot bout you PhG…

      1. Fritz fm WI November 24, 2015

        hey! my man Phats scared “SheHawksOwnYou” off of this site last year, and [S]he ain’t been back since.

        so don’t belittle the “ancient sports cursor” LOL!

  5. Pete Cooney November 23, 2015

    Some may think it is a curse but it flat out bad play calling by an inept Tom Clements. Kiss him good bye.

    1. Cheese November 23, 2015

      Did McCarthy take back play calling?

    2. nurseratchett November 24, 2015

      Joe philbin is available….just saying

  6. Big B November 24, 2015

    Should have just stopped the title at “Stupid Ditka”

    1. Fritz fm WI November 24, 2015

      Ditka has heart problems, can’t you see how old he looks? show some empathy for a fellow FB great from the mighty North/Central USA, a region of time honored pro football traditions… a land of ancient football myth…

      and You’ll be sorry you said that if Ditka drops dead and “you don’t have him to kick around anymore”…

  7. Packrat Dan November 24, 2015

    Who’s Ditka?

  8. JoeT November 30, 2015

    Bears fan here. Joke’s on you, Ditka wore one last night. “DA CURSE” LIVES ON!!!